the founding forefathers

There was not one decent fellow among them.

Liars and blasphemers and racists and hypocrites were they all.

by Jesus April 6, 2005

Flounder Nipples

Nipples that are found on one side of one's chest placed vertically, one above the other.

You, good sir, have flounder nipples.

by Drew August 17, 2003

Flounder

Reporter with two perfectly good eyes, both apparently on the same side of his or her head, enabling them to not see what's going on below.

"Fortunately, core inflation was held in check last month, the Flounder reported, as gas soared over $4.00

by Robert Tartell May 16, 2008

the jane fonda

Taking a fat dump. Usually refers to a dump that is explosive, or runny. Noise and a deep senses of accomplishment and refreshment often accompany a Jane Fonda.

-"Dude! It smells in the bathroom!"
-"Oh, sorry man. I just did the Jane Fonda."

"Man, that IU student totally smells like he did the Jane Fonda in his pants!"

by sdaddy84 March 27, 2008

foundlessness

The state of being unfounded or groundless, usually referring to an amount of it.

"There is a great deal of foundlessness in their arguments."

by KJBooth April 16, 2009

flounder basket

when u put cooked fish inside a girls vagina and then eat it out

i bought a fish sandwich at mcdonalds, and i used my girlfriends vagina to make a flounder basket

by fred hammer March 2, 2009

flounder pounder

Slang for a massive dildo

"Damn! I ain't never seen a flounder pounder that big. She is gonna regret sticking that thing in!"

by amos quito April 29, 2005