fart gargle

When you're in the shower, and there is soapy water running down betwixt your butt cheeks and you let out a burbling, bubbling foamy fart wind, you have experienced a Fart Gargle. The fart gargle is best experienced in close quarters, specifically in older, smaller shower surrounds. Ceramic tiles and stone are an ideal acoustical surface to properly reverberate the fart gargle.

My girlfriend walked in on me in the shower right when I was in the middle of some serious fart gargling. She immediately turned around and left, as I was left alone to bathe in the stench and echo of a truly magnificent fart gargle.

by thefartwhisperer March 19, 2010

saw 6 fart

A saw 6 fart is farting ridiculously loud every time there is a change of scene while you are watching the film saw 6, demonstrated by Periklis "Umehara" Antoniou in late 2009.

this is a very difficult feat, if you manage to pull this off you are a fart champion and your rank will never be lowered.

Stel: " I can fart bareeeee loud perry agou"

Perry: "Shut up man remember my saw 6 fart"

Stel: "Ah nips, sorry man you win"

by Stelhadji July 5, 2010

wet fart

When you fart, it sometimes feels like you shit your pants.

You pull down your pants and underwear and see, it was a wet fart and no shit visible.
Also they smell way worse then normal farts.

Bob: *fart*
Jack: Did you just fart?
Bob: No, I think I shit myself.
Jack: Wait, really?
Bob: Nope, it was a wet fart.

by Admoris August 19, 2018

Fart Ghost

It's when you fart and a ghost made out of fart comes outta your ass and haunts the room with a nasty-ass smell.

All thanks to Timmy, my house is haunted and stinks like shit. Damn those Fart Ghosts!

by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007

dropping your pants to fart

A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.

Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.

by England phi beta gamma July 5, 2008

fartknocker

A generic insulting noun, coined by Butthead of MTV's Beavis and Butthead.

While they were watching the premier of GWAR's "Saddam a Go-Go" video, Beavis got in Butthead's line of view of the TV. Butthead shouted "Move it, fartknocker!"

by SoulfulZen May 15, 2005

Farting Around

The act or process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal.

at state park
<park ranger> what are you planning on doing
<me> umm... just fartin` around
<park ranger> sorry we dont allow farting

by DUMPY March 23, 2005