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guerilla english 

1) To completely confuse someone when it is least expected or appropriate.
2) Used to get someones attention by suprising them with an unexpected response to a question or comment.
Jim: "Hey Bob, beautiful weather we're having isn't it?"

Bob, cutting Jim of at the end of his sentance

Bob: "What did you call me?"

jim has just been guerilla english ambushed
guerilla english by shintox February 12, 2008

Tarzan English 

Broken version of English that is used by software developers all around the world who don't speak English as their native tongue.
Instead of: "I can have that done for you in few hours, sir", using Tarzan English, they would say something along the lines of: "Only few hours, sir, for you I have that done!"

write an english paper 

I'm gonna go write an english paper.

Plug and Chug English 

The attempt to quantify language by forcing parameters, such as Jane Schafer Method, on writers, and thereby inhibiting the creativity of entire student populations.

eg.

A concrete detail is always accompanied by two commentaries.

Body Paragraph = CD + CM + CM + CD + CM + CM
English teachers that think inside the box force their students to learn Plug and Chug English.
Plug and Chug English by James Caton February 14, 2008

Sleep Deprived English 

A form or use of the english language that tends to go off topic and constantly slur in speech. This form of english is common among most teenagers.
Guy 1: He dude are you alright?

Guy 2: Oh yeaah man, im joost fiiine... Is that what she really looks like?

Guy 1: Dude, you are speaking some major Sleep Deprived English.

Can you speak English 

Can you speak english is a dude from Indonesia or whatever he is from saying can you speak english and some dude reply’s fuck you.
Some dude:лвлвлуулшушушушушhehsshsjsjdnnfnfhehehdhehw

Some other dude: “Can you speak english?”

That dude who is nit speaking English: “FUCK YOU!”