england

England is a fine country, full of proud Englishmen, we have football fans that could destroy a stadium with their roar, we have lots of forein people come to england because of its almighty greatness, we used to control 75% of the world, we can destroy a whole country with just one of our proud football holligans, we are so small, but have created so much, we have true gangsters, instead of wanna-b's who r actually drug dealing scum bags who got a record deal, we have the best marines in the world,

WE ARE ENGLAND!!!

England Til' i die. Oh, england til' i die.........
Make no mistake, we are not british!!
England, Britain, two different things!!

by England's Finest September 7, 2007

No Speaka Da English

What illegal immigrants say to Americans when we ask them to do anything

-“excuse me, can you please move your 3 shopping carts out of the way?”
Illegal- “me no speaka da English”

by Lalagirlamerican September 16, 2018

Correct English

Correct English is term used by ignorant people to describe any local deviation in syntax, grammar and pronunciation throughout the wide variety of examples of the uses of the modern English Language. "Correct English" in fact, implies nothing of value, since English, as a language, is English and though I'm using English right now, I call it a fucking Elevator, not a Lift, because I am an American.

James: Hello, sir.

George: Thank you for using Correct English so I can understand you sir!

James: Thank you for bieng an ignorant asshole. It is a tangible example to me of the need for a higher quality of education in the world.

George: Your welcome?

by WordSmithWhoLearnedIt September 2, 2009

American English

(1). American English:

The worst manifestation of an oblique bastard tongue.

Rather than turning heaven to hell, the process of Americanising English is like watching a horror movie sequel: the original was bad, but the next installment will be much worse.

(2). American English:

Soon to be renamed "Microsoftonese".

Seriously, has anyone ever managed to switch the Word spell-check to English-English?

NOTE: if you have

- obtained a PHD in a nerdy IT subject; or
- are addicted to Jolt Cola and computer games; or
- are 30+ years of age and still yet to experience a woman's touch

Then please, PLEASE, consider that question rhetorical.

(3). American English:

The bane of high school English teachers. Have you found anyone else that cares?

In the strictest sense, American English refers to the Americanised (or Americanized) spelling of English words. That is evident from the term itself, which consists of the noun "English" qualified by the adjectival "American". What most of these people have failed to realise is that "Americanisms", or distinctly American slang or vernacular is NOT American English. Who knows... maybe one day the corpus of Americanisms will be so great that one might refer to English American. Or has that day arrived?

Hmm...

by moolz March 3, 2007

england vs america

i think this says it all


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLzo9pOXa-s&feature=related

i dont like tea
england vs america

by littlekidjon October 16, 2008

English grammar

an arbitrary system of rules used by one group to dominate another. used ironically.

Bro, I'ma wup some English grammar on yo ass.

by Grammatrarian May 24, 2003

english hat

a french definition for a condom as told to me by my german french teacher

so i must believe him

damn id like to have sex with you pretty lady, but first we need an english hat as to not bring an unwanted baby into this world.

by J-fri April 18, 2005