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dogsprawl

A widespread phenomenon whereas a person or persons will buy a house based on it's expansive lawn because they own, or are intending to own, one or more medium to large sized dogs.
One of the leading causes of suburban sprawl, dogsprawl typically involves a ranch house set back from the street with a large open (read-a homogenously treeless lawn) back yard.
Dog Sprawl is similar to, and oftentimes accompanied by childsprawl, except that childsprawl involves children and dogsprawl involves dogs. The presence of large rambunctious yard dogs does nothing for soil productivity and it's use by future generations.
One need only watch HGTV to see the process of dogsprawl in action.
P.S. Control pet overpopulation, spay and neuter your dog.
by Miskatonic Jack 2 December 13, 2008
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dogscock

The plastic piece of a phone cord that secures the cord in the opening of the handset. Similar to how the penis of a male dog locks into the vagina of a female dog.
Oh shit, I yanked on the phone cord too hard and I broke my dogscock off.
by Richard N. Grundle September 10, 2010
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"I feel like dogshit that's been stepped in twice"
"And you look like it, too... did you take some aspirin?"
by BUBBLES! April 8, 2008
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Dogstep

An abstract form of dubstep that can only be truly embraced while you're high.
You know that song incoming by ajapai? I'm just now getting the whole "dogstep" thing. Pass that shit.
by mickdizzie August 29, 2011
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a dog's breakfast

Very simply -- Vomit.

Have you ever seen a dog eating vomit?

Usually refers to the vomit resulting from a full night's drinking, hence, being so drunk, one vomits in the street, and, being that drunk, one has usually acted very stupid throughout the evening. The phrase "A dog's breakfast" is usually attributed to the way one has acted prior to the resulting vomiting. Phrase popularized by the sit-com Kath and Kim (AUS).
Sharon was totally out of control at my bachelorette party -- she really made a dog's breakfast of herself!
by K & K FAN August 7, 2006
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Dogsworth

Dogsworth is a word that originated in the Willoughby area of Sydney Australia back in the late 1980's and continued by popular demand well into the 1990's, it was started by a group of friends who's ethnic backround's are Croatian, Italian, Lebanese and Armenian to name a few. Dogsworth is best used to describe an individual who is a dog of a person, its worse than calling someone a dog, you would normally use it to brand this particular person and give them a new found identity
you would use this word to brand a person who has double crossed you

for example if this person was a friend you would say:

YOUR A DOGSWORTH MATE!
by WilloughbyWog December 1, 2011
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DogSpeak

The act of constantly talking to your dog, knowing full well that he/she will likely not respond with much excitement unless you use terms that have been deeply embedded in their vocabulary since they were just a pup.
I asked that bitch to help me clean up, she just looked at me and looked away. I asked that bitch to get over here. She just looked at me and looked away. I said a phrase containing only words she recognizes, the bitch lost her mind for a moment.

A phrase like, "treat, walk, run, eat, go outside, stinky, stinkbomb, stinky baby, stay, sit, lay down, shake, say I love you, food, hungry, night night," is dogspeak that will lead to a moment of resentment from your dog because they will temporarily feel as bat shit crazy as you are and then want to go outside, without you.
by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
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