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Bottle of ding

A cheap bottle of cider, specifically 3 litres. Must be either Frosty Jack's, or Strongbow, depending on personal preference. Rarely consumed within the confines of one's own property (see Carry-Out). Northern Irish slang.
"Here mate, grab us a bottle of ding from the offie there!" Local hooligan off to get drunk with some friends.
by Henry Ding-Bat August 10, 2024
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Ring ding meditation

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.
Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation
by FreakKnockKnee.com June 4, 2018
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Ding-nut coach

A person who traines or coaches online salesman to sell xfinity products typically used in a negative connotation
"Are you done coaching those ding-nuts,it must be exhausting being a ding-nut coach "
by Ding-nut kid October 8, 2022
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Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.
Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.
by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022
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Ding the dong

Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.
Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.
by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019
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Ding

A name to give someone, it can mean anything.
Sage: ur literally such a ding
Kylie: fu
by Guava4 March 10, 2017
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Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)
My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong
by LC Gilly November 2, 2022
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