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Egyptian ding

The act of slapping or hitting someone’s back after anal, to make them fart or possibly shart
The aftermath of the Kentucky Klondike bar and Panamanian petting zoo was concluded by an Egyptian ding to signal the end of the session
by The great ud author September 3, 2025
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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ding dong ditch

Da Hood related
1. Being a camouflage of the road and knocking on someone's door. The owner of the house may or may notice you.
2. Knocking on someone's door, running and then hiding.
by defined word definition July 27, 2023
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ding ding ding

Josh "ding ding ding" *huge muscular Gaelic gladiator breaks in*
Gaelic gladiator "TOP OF MORNING"
by hugegaelicgladiator March 30, 2021
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Ding Xuan

She is a crazy woman and has a foot fetish, underwear fetish and likes spanking. She is very fast at running and hurdling and is also gay. She is wild and needs mental help.
John: oh is that ding xuan?
johnny: Yes! beware of her she is crazy bigg butt woman
by brusherrr January 2, 2022
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Ding-Dong

Ohhhhhhhh Jamie Saw Harry's Ding-Dong

Dude Your Such A Ding-Dong
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