diddle

to "diddle" is to form a gun with your gun, using your middle finger and pointer finger and being able to easily acces a hole, ususaly the vah j j, and or anus.one is diddled is a diddlee, and one who diddles is the diddler.one pleasure the opposion buy twisting the wrist and moving the pointer and middle finger back and forth in a quick motion. the oppostion becomes easily excited and arroused and begins to moan like a man fuckin a seegal. the hole beings to get bigger as proceeded. there are other types of diddle such as the "deep freeze"- ice is applied to diddle standard form, and instant peasure begins, or the trifecta diddle- using three fingers and insterting into hole and then with great intensity and anger exploding out like a trident.- all made by the great owners lord of the diddle, and co-founder diddletron

a quiet room is set with candles and a rich rape scent. the diddler chooses his choice of weapon, he proceedes with the standard form. the diddlee is in stand formation also known as the spread eagle. the diddler strikes the diddlee, leaving no mercy and a gapeing asshole...

by lord of the diddle April 5, 2009

diddy bop

Vigorously smacking someone

Yo that chick was acting so i had to diddy bop her

by drdesilus October 6, 2008

Diddys'

A word used by 4 roommates at Quinnipiac University. It's another form of the word sunglasses.

Yo beezie, it's hella sunny out here, I need my diddys'!!!

by Bob the Bobcat October 3, 2007

diddle

The sexual act of stabbing one or more partners, thus creating more than one hole (thus disproving the fourth hole theory). When finished, the partners proceed to shit in the stab wounds. Usually a once in a life time experience.

Bob went to that diddle orgy last week, I miss him

by sirsolodolo October 31, 2011

Diddle

when one elder offers candy to a younger person for a sexual favor.

John Kerry looks like he would dillde your child.

by Boomer Hughes February 5, 2005

Diddy

A person who tries to get attention by acting very depressed and is quick to take advantage of the other/any sex. (even when victim is unconcious)
Diddies are often keen to excel musically. They can be recognised by their inability to play guitar and their monotone singing

1.Today I tried to peck diddy on the cheek and he chewed my face off

2. Do you know any one I can get off with???

3. That diddy spent all night on the stairs saying he wanted to die. everyone ignored him and it was hilarious.

by Three weeks Progress May 15, 2005

Diddy Bop

1)To take or grab something

2) the act of stealing or swiping, usually in a playful context

1) "maybe someone left a soda in that fridge that i can diddy bop"

2) "wheres the remote?":

"i diddy bopped it because you can't pick a good channel"

3) *grabs blunt from friend and hits it*

"DIDDY BOP!"

by funkmasterFRESH October 17, 2013