Mope dicking

Being a slow moving asshole and refusing to get out of the left lane, causing delay for others

This jerk needs to stop mope dicking, and move that hooptie to the right lane.

by robburnstree January 2, 2019

Over dicking

When someone takes it too far over the edge

Jason kept over dicking it by bragging how he made more money than the rest of us.

by SarahKelly September 29, 2019

foot dicking

The act of receiving a foot job while driving a motor vehicle.

Jen!!! Will you stop foot dicking me I’m trying to drive in the Keys!

by TheFixerofOne October 11, 2019

Joe Dickinson

Someone with a large forehead

Charlie “Wow that guy is a joe dickinson”

by CharlieRK November 1, 2019

Zombie-Dicking

1. To use one's penis to transmit diseases via sexual intercourse with multiple partners.
2. For an individual (particularly of the male sex) to seek sexual intercourse with disregard to one's self or another.

1.*"Hey, why is everyone angry at Todd?"
"Well, they found out he went around 'Zombie-Dicking' last night and now we've all gotta get checked."
"Goodness gracious... call the C.D.C."
2.*"I'm so worn out and my flesh hurts, man..."
"Maybe you should quit 'Zombie-Dicking' and get a hold of yourself before you catch an STD."
"I guess, bro-"
"Fuck you, Chad."

by CheddarMember December 21, 2019

Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!

by Big D's DICKtionary January 18, 2020

Dirty dicking

The act of fucking one chick and then before showering fucking another chick.

She'd be pissed if she knew I gave her a dirty dicking!

by Beanergeuise November 12, 2020