dildo smacker

One who stands over a dildo and repeatedly smacks the dildo with a fly-swatter.

Keith was being a dildo smacker today.

by justin665 August 16, 2006

Dildo Gun

Refers to the incredibly weak and lame TMP from Counter Strike.Invented by a man named Bob

Bob:Hey i did it! I invented a new gun
Lee:That looks like your wifes vibrator on the end of a Mac
Alex:Yeah that looks like a Dildo gun
Bob:DONT MOCK ME!
Lee:Test it out then
Bob:Ok(points dildo gun at Alex.Fires)
Unloads clip on Alex
Alex:You suck,that didnt do shit
Bob:I know.......

by Midgeman March 17, 2009

flying dildo

When your dildo drinks red-bull and grows and grows wings.

"My dildo drank red bull and flew away!"flying dildo

by satans_kid April 7, 2015

Leather Dildo

A dildo made of leather. Has not been used by the general public since the middle ages. Often made of goat leather, and decorated with glitter. Only known contemporary use is by scoutmasters when they rape their scouts.

"Lube up boys, Uncle Terry is going to teach you leather dildocraft meritbadge"

by Terry Reick December 22, 2009

dildo

something that all girls use these days because of society, and because that all girls are whores and sluts and at some point decided a penis wasn't sufficient enough for their pussy. dildos are bigger and will continue to get bigger because, that's what happpens to girls vaginas because they are sluts. eventually there will be dildo's that are longer than a football field and wider than a coffee can.

dumb bitch 1: I married this guy cuz he's rich, but he's asian, so his penis is tiny.
dumb bitch 2: you married a rich asain too? it's ok, do what I did and bought 1,215,436 dido's to pleasure myself.
dumb bitch 1: ok sounds good
dumb bitch 2: I use them all at the same time!

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

dildo

a slang term for fake wanker

some peeps have to use a dildo

by shmike June 23, 2003

dildo

1.) A artificial penis often used to pleasure a woman(women,girl-s-)
2.) A form of an insult
3.) My best friend
4.) A rubber,plastic,or metal penis often bigger than a real penis (because some men just are saticfying now 'n days)
5.) Miachel Jacksons' idea of "fun" at a all-boy sleepover
6.) Did I say my best friend?

1.) Kristina and I went to my house after school and used dildos on each other.
2.) Your such a dildo Philip!
3.) My dildo and I are going to the mall today, alright Mom?
4.) It's over! Your too small! Time for plan B, my dildo.
5.) Alllright kids, time to drink some Jesus Juice and play with my dild... I mean my friend...umm... Tommy! Yea, Tommy's his name.

by *The-Big-Ree* December 28, 2005