Delf

The process of taking your nightly Ambien; writing a longish, completely nonsensical, illogical, yet oddly poetic essay in absolutely first-rate gibberish; and posting it on an Internet forum where all and sundry can see how what passes for your brain these days REALLY works.

"Breathing, and dleaorations of a delf : Wikthinderinidhin within these trends strands ends, to undersstand and say it is over. Light another sconce and sing aing again gaining, anwew. We nod not our heads, gbut with poud heads gtendle nots sods to share mutual gtries, ack, yes you to, acknowledgment, the nods.
and if you can nod yhou dan dance. Bivalves in the flames sand on teh geach, weeds, mosses, acrid smells, dprovoking the happy clam smell.

So much of goodbye is in cry for what must have geen, might have bgeen. the lost futures.
The gaps. the hard dounr aaromsitid===c smdells emells, of y9u, of you, of me and hyou. "

by Captain Blight May 18, 2010

Delta

Meaning a car that is big and fast. This term is a reference to the discontinued Oldsmobile Delta 88. The Delta was the last of the family-size musclecars like the Impala SS 409 and the Pontiac Catalina Super Duty 421 of the early sixties. The legendary Delta was known for its rocket engine. The most powerful was the Rocket 455 4 barrel.

I just put a blower on my Lincoln Town Car, its a Delta now.

That Bentley is a Delta.

I got a Delta, let's go carting.

by Joe Iron May 17, 2007

delete nazi

n: Someone who deletes postings in social media sites, blog comments, etc. frequently and without reason.

Benjamin Franklin : I posted a comment to Tommy's facebooks page, and he deleted it. So I posted something else later, and he deleted that to!

George Washington: Yeah, Jefferson's a bit of a delete nazi.

Benjamin Franklin: Totally! What a douche.

by Johnny Toxin August 8, 2011

Delta Math

Fiendish math questions posed by mean or sadistic math teachers that leverage on the deadlier delta to further terrify an oft-semi-innumerate lay public, who are often more fearful about discriminants and differentials than variants and vaccines.

Guesstimate what percentage of math anxious folks globally are more scared of delta math than the delta variant itself.

by MathPlus October 12, 2021

Delta Zeta

Delta Zeta, or DZ, are usually well-known around their campus for one reason and one reason only

they are the easiest sorority girls to get with! notorious for hooking up with each others' boyfriends! these girls have something in common with their mascot, the turtle:

"Once they're on their back, it's hard for them to get back up!"

these girls are sometimes good-looking, sometimes look like dogs, but always willing to get down and dirty.

want to flush your reputation down the toilet? want lots and lots of one night stands? then DZ is definitely right for you!

dude, she's a delta zeta, she's down for anything

by James Aguila July 1, 2011

Delta Male

A Delta Male is the lowest tier of the male hierarchy. The Delta male, being the weakest, slowest and least masculine, is often hunted by the stronger Alpha. Due to their pronounced breasts, the delta male is often mistook for a mate by the sigmas. Additionally, the Delta males opinions are almost always wrong due their incredibly low intellect.

“Hey did you see that Delta male?? it’s breasts are massive it must be ready to mate!!”

by user182737489 August 5, 2021

phi delta theta

at smu, cocky trust-fund babies whose most important quality for getting a bid is what their father's tax report looks like. They have one party a year which is inflated and ends up the same as every other party and you get blacked out/get a roofy. have no real similarities to one another besides the fact that they haze well

Man, did you hear about that kid who got his balls hazed at Phi Delt last nite? Daddy must have taken away his Range. Too bad Phi Delta Theta wont be here in a semester.

by MassaLee1862 February 6, 2008