Donkey Punch (drink)

In a Highball glass mix:
1/3 Vodka
1/3 Minute Maid Lemonade concentrate
1/3 7-up
a splash of Grenadine

note: Minute Maid concentrate is not prepared it must be used used in its frozen, syrupy, concentrated form.

stir up and enjoy!

watch out for the hang over..

Colin: I say good fellow that Donkey Punch beverage was fuckin' Ill.
Scott: cheers good mate! Disregard wenches and acquire currency.
Will: dude.. mine tastes like a creamsicle..

Donkey Punch (drink)

by Sp33dKills February 14, 2012

donkey ass

Canadian grade AAA baloney from the ass of a donkey.

Hey, Gino don't buy the mortadella. The Canadian AAA donkey ass baloney is the best.

by Alias albino pygmy January 19, 2017

J-Donks

1. A word that can replace any other word in the English language (including various parts of speech such as verbs, adjectives, etc.) for the purpose of rewording any phrase with the objective of humorous discourse.

1. Person #1: Dude, what the f***?!

Person #2: I know dude, what the J-Donks?!

2. Person #1: Can you believe that a**hole cut me off?

Person #2: I know, what a J-Donk.

by Dr. Richard Strain September 8, 2010

Shit Donkey

A thing you say when you want someone to come back but in a very demanding tone. Kellen said that at Larado Taft when that weird-ass Jimbow guy decided it was a good idea to run away from him.

Kellen: Come back here you shit donkey
Jimbow: K

by DomEatsToblerone January 14, 2022

Flicky Flicky Willy Donker

A light switch

Man 1: Oi, where’s the flicky flicky willy donker in your loo.

Man 2: Next to the mirror on the right

by Tingus Pingus January 9, 2022

donkey hammer

Used to refer to the penis and scrotum as a single unit. Its name derives from the fact that a profile view of a cock and balls crudely resembles a hammer, with the scrotum as its head and the penis as its handle.

Guy #1: Hey I was going through John's mail and I found this issue of "Cock'n'Balls Monthly" with his name and address on it.

Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.

Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.

Guy #2: True, true.

by corsendonk September 18, 2009

DONKLE

An above average sized penis. A very large sized penis.
Bigger than a weiner, dinkle, schlong.

Sizes go as follows:
1)dinkle
2)cock or penis
3)schlong
4) donkle....biggest of all!

Man, look at the "Donkle" on that guy!

You have a little dink compared to my big "DONKLE"!

by OZBOSIS January 6, 2006