D.I.S.S.

Daddy Issues So Severe; when you're horny and you miss daddy.

Michelle: *sighs* I need daddy to take care of my situation.
Amy: What's wrong?

Michelle: D.I.S.S.
Amy: Huh?
Michelle: Daddy issues so severe. I'm horny.

Amy: Oh. Maybe you should make a dick dial to that guy you like.

Michelle: I will.

by Bootypetutii June 22, 2016

D.I.Q.

Acronym for Drunken Inner Queen. Used to describe the alter ego many people adopt after getting drunk. Originated within the gay community, but extends to straight people, too.

Gurl, who is your D.I.Q.?

"Charlize, bitch! And Charlize wants another shot!!"

by QuintusDominus October 1, 2017

d.i.m.u

'do I miss you'

an abbreviation to get your ex to notice you so you can get attention
or if you don't know about them aka do you miss them or not.

*Caption*
ugh d.i.m.u?

by ItsYaBoi♕♥︎ June 29, 2018

D.I.C.K.B.U.T.T.

D.I.C.K.B.U.T.T. is short for December Initiative of Collective Knowledge Birthdays United Through Tomorrow.

You celebrate all the December birthdays of your friends in a weekend. Gokarting, lasertron and Texas de Brazil.

We are celebrating d.i.c.k.b.u.t.t. this weekend with our friends.

by Narcosleepy December 28, 2019

D.I.M

Dick in mouth

“Bro she sucked the whole squad up”-John

“It’s cuz all these hoes want is D.I.M”-Tim

by Jace.mustapha lil whore January 12, 2020

Peachy_D_I_E

That one hot mutual who made my pfp who also makes me laugh 🤤

Hey you should really follow Peachy_D_I_E

by Tomokosbae May 10, 2021

D I S A S T E R

Something said by a pro gamer

D I S A S T E R

-sebee

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE October 20, 2022