Protein Cycle

The protein cycle is when you excrete the fluid from you penis into a bottle or container that is the fist step of the cycle the second step is when you drink it that completes the protein cycle

I’ve been going through the protein cycle rapidly for 3 days.

by Stingray Toy March 20, 2024

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Vicious cycle

An overrated, half-assed band with an overused, half-assed name. The band has existed for 32 years probably and enjoys having it's many fan, Cory, in the Portland\vancouver metro area. The band was made famous after coming up with their most original album idea yet: sex robots. A fully functional sexbot was built for a local show, but after wandering away from the venue it was found with two women, knee deep in a swamp of passion and a bucket of chicken. When they can't be found shredding the ears off the folks at the 40 et 8 BINGO hall, they can be found in someone's garage shredding the established idea of decent music.

-"Hey, have you heard that awesome band vicious cycle!?"

-"No."

by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024

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Cumplete Cycle

When you are laying on your back, with someone bouncing on your dick, and someone else that has their ass on your face, the two people on top of you are making out, you then cum so much that your cum flows through the person that is bouncing on your dick, out of their mouth, into the mouth of the person sitting on your face, it them travels through the person sitting on your face, out their ass and into your mouth and back out of your dick, completing the cycle.

Girlfriend: "Hey babe can we invite my friend over and perform a cumplete cycle

Boyfriend: of course honey, I haven't jerked off in a month so I will have enough cum to complete the cycle and travel through all three of us.

by Booger Burrito May 5, 2024

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Rectum Cycle

When you bleed from your butt once when younger

Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.

Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.

“Damnn your butt looks bigger, did you get your rectum cycle?”

by ProfessorAnalyst June 9, 2024

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Mormonstral Cycle

The Cycle Mormons go through once a month that makes them become whiny pissbabies and UBER NPCs because they suck.

Derrek (Cringe mormon): "This sucks! I hate everything, all of you are just main characters!" *Slams table like the whiny bitch he is.*
Chad 1 (Not a mormon): "What's this beta male's problem?"
Chad 2 (Not a mormon): "Oh, it's his mormonstral cycle. It's like a menstrual cycle but for stupid mormons who love eating Josephussy Smithussy dingleberries."

by Mind_Goblin_:3 June 14, 2024

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