A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.
by mgretard March 26, 2019
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Our Company Gunnery Sergeant, Gunny Cletus, is a real Country Gunny. He was listening to Toby Keith sing about 9/11 on his way to the grinder.
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"I like eating at that slop house next to the bar but last Saturday it took them a Country Year to serve up a plate of fries!"
by Andyadmin August 1, 2019
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Rob: get a two bottles of every country beer they are selling, they are wonderful.
Rob: get a two bottles of every country beer they are selling, they are wonderful.
by Neuhaus blending December 31, 2019
Get the country beer mug.When someone dresses/acts as though they are from the hood and may even reside in the hood but have a southern accent and enjoy and partake in activities that are considered favorite past times of people from the country or rural areas such as, four-wheelin’, hunting, fishing, or muddin’
by SMacMiller November 24, 2020
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Get the Country Ass Shit mug.A country where you need unicode to encode text because the characters they use are outside traditional 8-bit encodings.
At US Border control, someone from a unicode country will queue together with other aliens.
From the easy job of porting his american software, Bob learned that Sweden is not a unicode country.
From the easy job of porting his american software, Bob learned that Sweden is not a unicode country.
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