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Crossings Christian School

A front for money laundering from semi-rich families that aren't rich enough to send their egotistical children who are either gay, incompetent, or actual shit heads. The small, white, most likely bi girls that attend the school are almost exact replicas of each other in appearance in fake personalities. It is almost as if they were manufactured in mass like Venezuela's inflation. The boys are also almost carbon copies of each other having long hair or mullets. It has been studied by our wildlife photographers that they can be caught either jerking off to their girlfriends or looking at NFTs to purchase. They will also obsess over the car they drive to school which was given to them by their parents as compensation for not having their mom or dad love them. If you ever wanted to be in a christian school, it's recommended you ask your local homeless man for guidance on that and stay far away from Crossings Christian School.
Rehabilitate your stupidity with sheer incompetence or shit at Crossings Christian School
by Nothing is here, keep scrollin January 20, 2022
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Abilene Crosseyed Cowgirl

You get a random girl and escort her to Frontier Texas put her head first into a civil war cannon with her legs spread. Then gather 2 acquaintances to assist you in firing the mechanism while watching spongebob then her clitoris is launched at approximately 105 meters per second so you can in the words of native abileniens "fuck dat bitch"
My terrorist companion Yazdani was really horny so he Abilene Crosseyed cowgirled 69 sloots and 64 virgins in one month.
by Fourndog September 11, 2014
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dot the i's and cross the t's

A workplace equivalent of "the dog ate my homework"
Often used by smooth talking business semi-professionals, who repeatedly fail to meet deadlines for producing important documents or reports.
"It's imperative to ensure we dot the i's and cross the t's. This attention to detail changes slacking to stacking, in terms of paperwork output"
by scattybird August 4, 2018
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Cross

Become initiated in a Fraternity or Sorority.
Person 1: Hey, when did you cross Omega?

Person 2: April 27th at 6:52AM
by TheMagicalHindu January 19, 2011
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Cross Country

Actuall Hell. It is sweaty. It it hot. It takes forever. And the entire time is just RUNNING. But, for some mysterious reason, people keep doing it.
Laura: Hey bro, you doing Cross Country?
Valerie: you seriously think I want to subject myself to running pointlessly though places I could just DRIVE in the heat and sweat and loss of self esteem- HELL YES.
by FireTurd September 28, 2015
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cleveland cross-dresser

the act of putting on some ones elses pants just to defecate in them without there knowledge and laugh when they put them on
ricky pissed me off so i gave him a cleveland cross-dresser
by rev bryan November 25, 2009
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The Dirty Double Cross

The highest dishonour one can bestow upon another. It's a medal (metaphoric or physical) awarded to a person whose evil devious dastardly backstabbery knows no bounds.
Bender was awarded The Dirty Double Cross by Richard Nixon in a feature length episode of Futurama for pulling off a time travel scam.
by asstastic August 22, 2012
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