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Patient Cook

Patient cook, unlike actual cook, is not cooking. There, the word cook itself is homonym to cuck, as in cuckold. So patient cook is a guy who is very endured being obviously humiliated by a girl and/or her boyfriend.
Sam: I have driven 250 miles to see her only to find out she had a boyfriend who were with us the whole time.

You: Whoa, what a Patient Cook you are.
by MikeToreno May 18, 2024
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Jack Cook

Jack Cook sorted me some fire ketamine
by the ones son May 25, 2024
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Emily cook

Emily cook is a petite jellyfish but can easily turn into alpha. Emily cook is also known as a sneaky pookie who likes touching feet under tables.
Emily cook stop touching me!
You’re not as quiet as I thought Emily cook
by JellyfishCurls303 May 27, 2024
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Good cook

great fucking weed, smoking a good blunt, wood, or joint. nun of that reggie
*passes blunt*

“mmhm this some good cook”
by bianca torres May 29, 2024
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Miss Cook

the FINEST babe you will ever meet UGHHH i need her bad ( she has a reaallly big gyatt)
Shes so fine Shes a Miss Cook
by NHEALY January 10, 2025
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Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.
Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.
by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025
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Friction cook

Slang term for any sort of masturbation that cause rubbing or “friction” to cause pleasure.
My wife is a real chef, last night she friction cooked my sausage and finished it off with an Alfredo sauce.
by Dagalags May 28, 2025
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