Juicy Contradiction

1) A fat girl with a pretty face
2) A fat girl that wears tight pants. Her ass looks good, yet only because she is fat.

Jim: "I'm only attracted to her because of her face."
Bill: "Yeah dude she's pretty fat. Probably the perfect definition of a juicy contradiction

by Vogiebear December 22, 2012

contact high

A contact high occurs when one becomes high when he or she is near someone who is currently under the influence of some sort of illegal drug, even if the person receiving the contact high has not recently taken any drugs.

Amy was high when I saw her. After talking to her for only a few seconds, I got a major contact high.

by d3n4l1 April 24, 2006

controlling

The dictating of actions, usually demonstrated by the weak-minded party in an unsuccessful relationship.

"She is my girlfriend, not your's, and don't even try the 'I'm controlling her' crap, because I'm not. Here's the deal: You don't send her flowers, you don't talk bad about me to her, you don't try to arrange outgoings with her."

by Prince Harming February 24, 2008

Animal Control

1. The entity responsible for reporting to the scene of possible exposure to Knic after a review by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

Animal Control's duty is to quarantine and cremate anyone exposed to Knic and to burn and/or chemically disinfect any environs (vehicles, buildings, bodies of water, other outdoor environments) that may have been exposed to Knic.

Furthermore Animal Control is to quarantine the Knic, burn its clothing, run its body through a chipper/shredder, and then feed the remains into a kiln (which will later be shipped to a third world country), whose temperature shall not be less than 1,000 degrees Celsius.

1. "You know what really happened in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947? A freakin' Knic crashed there when his flying dinner saucer ran out of salad! Animal Control burned the hell out of that place! It was a forest before they started, but now it's a freakin' desert! Some damn weather balloon and swamp gas!"

2. Animal Control has had to exterminate many underground conspiracy theory groups in the United States and foreign countries. Such groups have had contact with Knic in an attempt to save it. Groups exterminated so far include the Knic Liberation Front (KLF), Give Knic a Chance (GKC), Somalians United for Care of the Knic (SUCK) and the Extreme Fundamentalists for the Proliferation of Knic and Knic Related Materials (EFPKKR). Groups currently suspected of exposure include but are not limited to Knic for California Governor (KCG), the Sierra Club and the governments of Mexico, Canada, France, Iran, Pakistan, Libya, Egypt, Morocco, Sudan, Syria, Luxembourg and Saudi Arabia.

by Sephiroth Gabbiani August 29, 2003

contemplicity

A state of thoughtful tranquility which is blissfully useless, like meditation but takes less work. Variants: plicity. Adjective: contemplicitous, plicitous.

Pach was shrooming last week and came over all contemplicitous for about half an hour before he got to thinking that his eyes were too cold.

I had to take a long trip last week and spent the train rid in a state of total contemplicity.

by Oddlyaromatic June 7, 2005

ball control

1. In soccer, the ability to control the movement of the football using ones feet etc.
2. In sex, the ability to control the movement of the testicles thus preventing ejaculation.

1. George B**t had incredible ball control, he could run the length of the pitch dribbling.
2. George B**t had incredible ball control, he could keep it up for hours before ejaculating.

by theWestHamfan January 13, 2004

underrated controller player

autistic 12 year old fortnite players who have probably never talked to a girl and leave comments under youtube videos saying they are underrated. probably has more hours in creative mode than has hours going outside

names a more underrated controller player than me. i’ll wait 😤

by SandiestHook May 16, 2019