condoms

a material made usually of latex, that some bitches make you use, because they are whores and they have diseases, but they don't want to tell you that. also known as a jimmy hat or a profolactic.

condoms are cheaper than diapers.

play safe, accidents cause people

sex feels WAAAAAAY better without a condom.

the bitch made me use a condom, so I couldn't pull out and shoot it on her face.

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

dripping wet condom

a condom that is dripping wet from heavy amounts of sperm, normally frm people like MoonMan

damn moonman stop havin sex with <tool_freak>! he's not a cat

by your dad July 9, 2003

Condommint

The hard crusty dried stuff at the end of a used condom

Hey! What the hell is this condommint doing under my pillow?

by The John Ray January 7, 2009

condomquake

An earthquake made of condoms.

When my girlfriend jumps around in the bed, the box of condoms spills over, and we have a condomquake.

by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz June 1, 2005

condomint

When you fuck a girl with a condom and her vagina feels fresh

Yo girl you trying to go home and commit an act of condomint.

by valet6969 October 14, 2011

Condom Queen

In a competition, the girl who can put the most condoms on a banana with her mouth in a minute.

Winning 8 condoms to 6 in a bar competition and being labeled the Condom Queen

by THE-condomqueen February 4, 2010

condom mouff

Someone who sucks dick all the time.

Shut up with, condom mouff .

by AHowell June 11, 2006