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Colorado Pork Slider

I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen
by Vinlggam June 16, 2022
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colorado rhino

When a woman wears a strap on dildo on her forehead and runs around ramming people with it while making rhino noises.
My parents were in town from Texas so I decided to show them what a Colorado Rhino is.
by JPootLovato July 8, 2022
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Colorado Mudslide

Equal parts Bailey’s and well gin served in a rocks glass and meant to be chugged. Served as a drink to fuck with your friends.
“Hey, it’s my boy's bachelor party, can we get him one Colorado Mudslide to celebrate?”
by Smallandfragile July 25, 2022
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Contradictionary

When someone contradicts themselves
That’s contradictionary!
by Brien July 28, 2022
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Colorado bear trap

When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.
I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!
by Oral of the story August 14, 2022
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Contraduction

The opposite of production. In contrast to the things we produce and production.
Comes from the word production. The opposite of pro is contra, so: Contraduction.
“So my friend is starting this new company based on Contraduction”
“You mean contradiction?”
“Noo man, contraduction. It’s the opposite of producing. It is a way of becoming aware of your production and mainly learn how to break down the products you make, in the right way. It is contradicting to production, hence contraduction”
by skittapomper December 13, 2022
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Colorado

disclaimer this definition is a JOKE dont actully believe in this:
Colorado is a canadian provence as well as japanese territory in the rocky mountains situated south of the Southwestern territories and north of the japanese territory known as Texas. Colorado is the sothernmost provence of Canada (excluding the Hawaiian Territories and the South China Sea). Colorado has a popluation similar to the number of jews hitler killed in WW2. The capital city is Denver. Colorado is also home to the hottest girls in Canada AND Japan.
Colorado is the sothernmost provence (Excluding The Hawaiian Territories) of canada. It also runs through Japan making coloradians japanese and canadians at once. Home to hottest girls.
by Knmagor August 30, 2022
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