a person that sits in a coffee shop with his or her laptop just so other people know that he/she is seriously writing
Male: what do you do for a living?
Female: I'm a coffee writer
Male: what's that?
Female: I write my books in a coffee shop
Female: I'm a coffee writer
Male: what's that?
Female: I write my books in a coffee shop
by dream_living November 24, 2012
Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.
This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
by dessertandcoffee November 14, 2011
by theytookmypseudonym December 22, 2019
K- what yah so not running into that snowman coz it's a moomoo! -hugzzzz- :)
Loo loo- LOL coffee hugs
Loo loo- LOL coffee hugs
by Eggzorcist March 10, 2014
A woolly mammoth of a man who enjoys making love to hits such as candy shop and rape me, has a hardcore foot fetish, and loves white nail polish. Watch out ladies, you’ll always want to keep your feet covered around this notorious feet pic lover! He has a tiny friend named Jorge who follows him around everywhere for the rest of his life. He thinks he’s the shit because he pulled one pretty girl but the rest are grade a white trash skanks.
Damn dude don’t be a cooper coffee he sweats like a sinner in church and has enough hair to make him toasty in the winter.
by Xnorats August 28, 2018
Dude, PLEASE toss the coffee placenta after you make a pot. It gets gross and grows mold if you leave it in there!
by vasking November 17, 2009
A chocolate bar sold in Canada. It doesn't taste like coffee but has a slight bitter taste but only if your looking for it. Chocolate covers the outside of the wafer like inside.
It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.
During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.
During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
Max: I barely got and coffee crisps this Halloween!
Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
by Regards L. January 03, 2022