chill cock

To be in a state of rest, applies to the male gender. Unaroused. erectile disfunction
Male 1: hey dude you feel like going out tonight and getting lucky with the ladies?
Male 2: No man, Im cool, kinda chill cock tonight if you know what i am saying....

or

Female1: yeah and Cindy said that he was totally chill cock the whole night...
Female2: no way, you mean he couldn't get it up? Thats hilarious!!!!
by phil54 January 27, 2008
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cold cocked

I left the bar around 4 am and when I staggered around the corner into the alley this guy cold cocked me with a punch to the face. I never saw it coming.
by Footfighter22 March 02, 2008
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Compression Cock

Adam always has Compression Cock when he goes to dances with compression shorts so he can hide his woody when he gets his grind on
by Issaquah'sFinest December 11, 2007
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Love the cock

A term used to describe what everyone should do. whether it be your own or someone elses: we must all 'Love the Cock' - you know its true (would I lie to you?)
Oh my god I love the cock, gimme more

She does not love the cock enough

mmm... cock
by Luke Warm August 15, 2008
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cock it up

to fuck up, botch, turn into a clusterfuck (British)
Thom Yorke of Radiohead prefaced a live performance of the song 'Fog', comparing it to the studio version: "...this is a better version of it...unless I cock it up, in which case, it's not"
by fux0red February 20, 2009
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Cock Stomp

1. Is an aggressive interference with an individual's attempts to court another.

2. An advanced level One up wherein one party obliterates any prospect or favor hoped to be gained by another party.
Example 1. scenario: Male A is attempting to court a female at the grocery store.

Male A: I just bought a new 2010 Camry... if you want to go for a ride?

Male B: (casually walks by on a pseudo phone call and says) "Oh yeah I used to have a 2010 Camry. . . then i got a JOB."

and in doing so, a successful Cock Stomp is delivered to Male A by Male B

Example 2. scenario: A really muscular man, at the gym, is attempting to showing off by curling 50 pound dumbbells in front of the treadmills. when he finishes, and is walking away, a smaller man walks by with 90 lbs dumbbells and begins curling them where he just was.

And here the muscular man receives a Cock Stomp to his arrogance by the smaller man.
by Mrpoppins007 December 30, 2009
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cock of the infinite

A level 8 spell used on unsuspecting cybersex partners
Boy: I cast Lv. 8 cock of the infinite
Girl: You wierdo
by Wild Thang April 23, 2004
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