Clusterfacts are a collection of either out of context facts or completely made up facts bundled together and delivered in a rapid fire fashion. Like a clusterbomb
This is a strategy used mostly by right wing political pundits when being interviewed on television. When they are asked a question that undermines their position on a subject they drop clusterfacts like crazy to force they interviewer deal with the unrelated or inaccurate facts. When successfully deployed the interviewer is left arguing facts unrelated to the original question.
This is a strategy used mostly by right wing political pundits when being interviewed on television. When they are asked a question that undermines their position on a subject they drop clusterfacts like crazy to force they interviewer deal with the unrelated or inaccurate facts. When successfully deployed the interviewer is left arguing facts unrelated to the original question.
Any interview with Michelle Malkin. When asked to explain her support for the Iraq war she launched into a scree of clusterfacts that are easily proven wrong on an individual basis, but en-masse they overwhelm the interviewer.
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(n) the management strategy and architecture utilized by the Edmonton Oilers. It relies heavily on incompetence and ego and downplays traditional values like accountability and heart. To be a true clusterfuck you must be completely devoid of foresight and oblivious to the present situation. You must only focus on successes of at least 25+ years ago as merit for any and all decisions made in the present day.
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Man1: (gets in lift with a baby boy in pram)
Man2: 'oh how sweet. how old is he?'
Man1: 'erm... im not entirely sure, cos you see, he's not mine. if i was to take a guess i'd say, about 3, 4 something like that. just right for me.' (smiles at man 2, then looks at baby, and smiles even more.)
Man2: (Realises that the other mans penis is hanging out. He then starts to feel VERY claustropeadic, and gets of at the next floor.)
Man2: 'oh how sweet. how old is he?'
Man1: 'erm... im not entirely sure, cos you see, he's not mine. if i was to take a guess i'd say, about 3, 4 something like that. just right for me.' (smiles at man 2, then looks at baby, and smiles even more.)
Man2: (Realises that the other mans penis is hanging out. He then starts to feel VERY claustropeadic, and gets of at the next floor.)
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