Clothing line for middle aged receding hairline, fatty armed Eastern European men who wish they were buff and young and ha wives who were falling apart at the seams
Usually adorned in gold foil, sailor tattoo inspired art or gem stones, which is ridiculous because that all sounds very feminine
Everything in this definition applies to Ed Hardy as well
Usually adorned in gold foil, sailor tattoo inspired art or gem stones, which is ridiculous because that all sounds very feminine
Everything in this definition applies to Ed Hardy as well
Vladimir: After me and Ivanna got back from the botox clinic I bought a too tight Christian Audiger t shirt
True Friends Dont Lie: Buddy youre like 45, your wifes tits are gross and you need to put on a suit
True Friends Dont Lie 2: Whats with the trucker hat? Did you take up break dancing too? Does that say Faith? Wow what a faggot
True Friends Dont Lie: Buddy youre like 45, your wifes tits are gross and you need to put on a suit
True Friends Dont Lie 2: Whats with the trucker hat? Did you take up break dancing too? Does that say Faith? Wow what a faggot
by HateGreasyOldGinos October 22, 2009
All you have to do is let Christ into your heart and you're saved. The worst religion on the planet. Worse than Scientology. It's destructive. It preaches that being born is a sin and that nobody but God can help you. THIS gives these fascists the licence to do whatever they want, so long as they let Christ into their hearts, all will be ok because through Vicarious Atonenment, Jesus saved us all. whatEVER!
Bush: "What's Christian Fundamentalism? Well, I'm gonna bomb the fuck out of Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and piss off Kim Jong Il with my hypocrisy and kill my own people by conspiring to have two planes launched into the twin towers in NY and a missile at the Pentagon....But it's ok, I'll just let christ into my heart and all will be forgiven"
by cragget July 19, 2006
A successful Swedish pop/soul artist who released his self-titled debut album in 1999 at the age of 20. His second album, "Paint By Numbers" was released five years later, in May 2004. The wildly popular "Wonderchild" was the first single from that album, and following was the beautfiful ballad "Never Be Afraid Again". In 2005, "Paint By Numbers" was released outside of Sweden, starting with Scandinavia, where "Wonderchild" entered many charts and was highly regarded by the public during the summer 2005.
by Halliwell September 30, 2005
"Ted, this year all you've done with your life is fuck Christian bitches! You are one Christian slayer that is going to rot in hell!"
"True enough, but they are so tight and they undress themselves; they have serious horniness tension that they need to release!"
"True enough, but they are so tight and they undress themselves; they have serious horniness tension that they need to release!"
by eolivine December 31, 2011
I am an anti-christian.
by Adam Paananen April 08, 2008
1. A dying breed of decent human beings due to the fact that women hate them (see feminist).
2. Guys who can't get any.
3. ME.
2. Guys who can't get any.
3. ME.
by Kix May 04, 2004
1. Females w/ Strong faith in God.
2. Some Christian Girls are always saying they're right and that you can't go to heaven. (super religious.)
3. Some Christian girls are just into being Spiritually connected w/ God and would tell you more about their faith if you ask. (not religious/kinda nice)
4. Some just go to church cuz of their parents (they're fake.)
5. They're all different. (That's true)
6. Tend to be looked at differently due to their beliefs. (Sometimes even picked on by others)
7. Some are real hot and others are not, but who cares?!
8. Christian girls are NOT perfect.
9. True Christian girls are hard to find.
10. Christian Girls are just like anytoher girl yet different.
Not inferior or superior. Just Christian.
2. Some Christian Girls are always saying they're right and that you can't go to heaven. (super religious.)
3. Some Christian girls are just into being Spiritually connected w/ God and would tell you more about their faith if you ask. (not religious/kinda nice)
4. Some just go to church cuz of their parents (they're fake.)
5. They're all different. (That's true)
6. Tend to be looked at differently due to their beliefs. (Sometimes even picked on by others)
7. Some are real hot and others are not, but who cares?!
8. Christian girls are NOT perfect.
9. True Christian girls are hard to find.
10. Christian Girls are just like anytoher girl yet different.
Not inferior or superior. Just Christian.
Guy: "Hey girl, wanna come over to my house tonight."
Christian Girl (Smart): "Ummm. I'm not like that."
Chick 1: "Her Christian Girl, why the &*( do u even believe in God?"
Christian Girl: "For many reasons most ppl don't notice. He sent His one and Only Son to die for our sins (messed up things we've done) and for us to have a chance to go to heaven and not to hell."
Teacher: "Darwin's theory... blah blah blah... we evoulutioned"
Christian Girl: "I believe that God created us."
Person: "Life is so messed up, where was God when *something* happened?"
Christian Girl: "God has always been there, He shouldn't be blamed for everything. What don't kill you make you stronger."
Christian Girl (Smart): "Ummm. I'm not like that."
Chick 1: "Her Christian Girl, why the &*( do u even believe in God?"
Christian Girl: "For many reasons most ppl don't notice. He sent His one and Only Son to die for our sins (messed up things we've done) and for us to have a chance to go to heaven and not to hell."
Teacher: "Darwin's theory... blah blah blah... we evoulutioned"
Christian Girl: "I believe that God created us."
Person: "Life is so messed up, where was God when *something* happened?"
Christian Girl: "God has always been there, He shouldn't be blamed for everything. What don't kill you make you stronger."
by SilverShadow777 November 03, 2009