chocolate sky-dive

An expression which describes when an person poos (slang for excretion) from great height. It must then hits an unsuspecting pedestrian which at minimum hospitalises them. However for maximum points, the impact must kill them. Giving pink eye adds bonus points.

Dude! The other day me and Derek chocolate sky-dived this disabled kid from the top of my apartment! He almost died and got pinkeye, that's so many points!

by the chocolate sky-diver December 26, 2010

chocolate sombrero

Standing over a girls head and leaving a hot steaming turd on the top of her head after she finished giving you oral sex while on her knees.

Your mom was on her knees giving a sick bj and once I nutted, I stood over her and left her the gift of a chocolate sombrero.

by SuperSancho007 December 9, 2013

Chocolate Milk

An attractive Black woman,usually with big boobs,slim waist and thick booty

damn boy She's a tall class of Chocolate Milk

by ZootieMac August 28, 2010

chocolate o'clock

the time at which it is necessary to consume massive amounts of chocolate. this phenomenon could occur at any given time of day.

"I'm feeling kind of sleepy."

"Hey! It's chocolate o'clock!"

by bahrainz February 13, 2005

Chocolate Penis

Someone with a peruvian accent trying to say "Chocolate Peanuts".

Can youa please gimme somea that chocolate penis.

by luvdairish February 21, 2009

Chocolate Milk

The ultimate beverage.

I consumed two gallons of chocolate milk today.

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 19, 2004