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Cheesecake Hand Job

Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.
Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.
by PJFRESH February 8, 2009
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fumunda cheese

A substance that is formed when a male doesnt know how to wash his frank and beans correctly.. Its a bacteria that grows from sweat, flakes of dead skin, and dirt, Sometimes mixed with ejaculate..
Your hungry? Yeah well ill make you a nice sandwich cover in fumunda cheese.. Yeah from under des nuts... Murwahahaha
by EvilToasterPastry August 1, 2003
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I Like Cheese

1. The ultimate forum hijacking post.

2. An attempt by someone intelligent to end a thread that should have died long before said "I like cheese" post. when used this way often devolves into a silly fun "non-discussion/debate".

3. An attempt by a forum troll to deter intelligent conversation/debate in a thread. when used this way it often devolves into a flame-fest.
by CeridianRay October 22, 2003
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Too much cheese on the taco

A less disturbing term used to describe a woman with a vaginal yeast infection.
Yo man, that chick was nasty. She had too much cheese on the taco, if you know what i mean.
by Amigo July 23, 2004
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cheesecake moment

Orgasm. Derived from the feeling you get from eating good cheesecake being similar to an orgasm.
When she saw him, she had a cheesecake moment in her pants because he was sooooo hot!
by The Coolest Freshman Ever December 2, 2010
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Chucky Cheese

A place for petifiles to scout out potential victims. Place of choice for snatching is generally the ball pit.
Hey Derrick how about we go down to Chucky Cheese and hang out in the ball pit?
by Kayleen August 16, 2006
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Chuck E. Cheese

The worst place on Earth!! The pizza is cruddy and it tastes like cardboard with tomato sauce. While you are being pushed into germ filled tunnels by slimy children, you are being beat up by a teenager in a mouse suit. When you spent your whole night trying to find someone to fix the out of order arcade games all you recieve is a crummy little piece of plastic. By the time you get out of that place you are practically dead!! If you are going to Chuck E. Cheese make sure you bring a bucket of hand sanitizer and an oxygen mask!!!
Random Dude: Sup Man? Wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese with me tonite?

Me: No way!! I actually have a life and I don't want to be suffocating in germy tunnels while being trampled by 3 year olds!!

Random Dude: Oh okay!! Your loss!!

Me: Not really....
by Toadyyy March 23, 2010
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