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carpet house

by ohmylolly98 June 15, 2022
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carpet bomb

Carpet bombing refers to the act of a man ejaculating from the top bunk of a bunk bed onto either the floor another person, such as a woman or another man
by Sbobby January 3, 2025
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carpet

letting your significant other (usually a female) walk all over you and take advantage in a relationship.
Leo’s such a little carpet, he let his girl stick a finger in his bum after he said no (leo.d0b)
by pistol mike January 22, 2023
mugGet the carpetmug.

Carpet Bombing

When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.
Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018
mugGet the Carpet Bombingmug.

Carpet shark

Bruh that chick gave me the clap she gotta straight up carpet shark.
by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021
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arizona carpet bomber

when having sex and you are about to orgasm, you have your partner lie on the ground face down and spread your arms as you "fly" over your partner, while you cum on their back
dude, last night was awesome. i arizona carpet bombered this chick!!!
by JELLO BOMB November 21, 2011
mugGet the arizona carpet bombermug.

carpet's

Carpet, just something that lays on the floor... And you step on it... Not my rules!
Your mother: Can i buy more carpet's?
by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021
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