the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he over - worries about hurting other people even when he might be hurting himself. he thinks lowly of himself and never speaks highly of himself unironically. he's got shark - like eyes and they look even more sharkier without his glasses. and somehow even when he gets a bad haircut i fail to fall out of love. carl will pick up on your interests and turn it into and "us" thing. he will notice your favorite song and listen to it on repeat. when you make him a playlist it's all he'll ever listen to again. if you give him a bracelet he'll always wear and fiddle with it when he's bored.
basically, he's the perfect boy for nia.
basically, he's the perfect boy for nia.
Carl is the sweetest boy ever
by the silliest girl October 16, 2023
Get the carlmug. While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.
We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!
by Danosue June 6, 2020
Get the Carl's Milkshakemug. Thinks he can rap, Loves eating bananas, has a small cock, gets rejected by every girl and is the fattest black person on Earth.
by Buwbdwiubduiw April 7, 2022
Get the Carl Chigochamug. A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
Get the old man carlmug. by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong October 15, 2019
Get the carlmug. by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023
Get the Carl Johnsonmug. A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.
Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.
by Read it! July 9, 2025
Get the Tree-fucking Carlmug.