camel tan

camel tan-verb. the act of spreading your scrotum while tanning to evenly distribute the sunlight on your sack so that every nook and cranny is covered.

I will be going to the tanning bed this week and make sure I get a camel tan.

by Joe326 March 12, 2011

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Camelface

Having a virgin-looking face,

Someone who will never get laid,
Looks like a child.

Carly has a camelface, therefore she will never get laid.

"Hey would u hit that?"
"Naw man, she's got a camelface"

by Harry Pottser September 12, 2012

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Male variation of camel toe.

Requires one pair of running shorts and some frank and beans. Now pull the shorts up real high and give yourself a wedgie. Look down at your crotch and--voila! Camel hump!

"Check it out guys, it's camel hump!"
"Oh shit, here comes coach!"

by Timil Deeps May 8, 2004

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Camel

-A term used to describe a skinny toothless dirt-bag that wears an unzipped oversize camouflage or plaid work coat, with a pack of cheap cigarettes in the breast pocket, and a chewing tobacco stained and/or moth eaten white t-shirt underneath. Also will wear shredded jeans and massive steel toed boots with no socks. They also slick their hair with their own scalp grease. Their chin will sometimes touch their nose when their face is in a relaxed state due to having no teeth to support their face. A camel's walk is extremely unique, and awkward to watch. They tend to bend their knees and lean backwards when they walk, making their undone jacket look like a cape. Their huge boots are so heavy that they don't fall over.

Is that a dead person in the ditch? Oh never mind, it's just a camel.

by noneofyoureffinbuisness January 3, 2011

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