Connecticut Pizza

…is when you lay your limp penis on your wife without her knowledge. Ex: you pull it out and place it on her shoulder while she looking at her phone.

While the wife was staring at her phone, I gave her a Connecticut Pizza on her shoulder.

by Litigious Luigi December 8, 2024

Connecticut Milkshake

The act of blending butter, feces, and milk, and then consuming it through pumping into the asshole

I was so surprised when Molly actually did the Connecticut Milkshake

by Astronautbox3727 March 20, 2026

Conjecture

An unproven statement believed to be true by the speaker.

I can’t prove or disprove a claim that most people offering definitions to Urban Dictionary are either retarded or pushing an agenda that contravenes the meaning, but after scrolling through the Assault Weapons page I would reasonably consider it isn’t conjecture to say so.

by Mandatory Carry March 13, 2025

Connecticut boot-licker

When the female shits on the males foot and licks it clean while tickling the other foot

My wife gave me a Connecticut boot-licker last night, it was sooo hot

by Proud Connecticut resident August 19, 2025

Connecticut Sleeper

Getting a femboy with tremendously big thighs to sit on your face until you can breathe anymore and fall asleep

Femboy: you liking the connecticut sleeper, hun?
Other person: *snoring*
Femboy: seems like so...

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 28, 2025

connecticut sober

Only doing drugs that are prescribed to you by a man that your husband golfs with. PS- his family donated in exchange for his medical degree.

Are you doing Dry January? Oh, I'm Connecticut Sober. My husband is bringing home my script after his round.

by meowmeow1125 January 14, 2026

Soul Collector

One of the best streetball players in Philly. Has real good handle and nice a** moves.

He has a ton of streetball moves

by Rick September 23, 2004