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Computicating

When a guy and girl that are in a relationship only talk throught the computer (aim,msn,etc) and through texting. Without actual verbal contact like the phone and especialy in person. This usually shows you a really bad relationship with two prudes. And the guy probably has no balls to talk to her. Relationships should never be like this and are doomed from day 1.
Joe: my new girlfriend is so hot
Max: have you ever even talked to her?
joe:....no
Max: nice computicating.
by rockafelllaaaaa March 24, 2009
mugGet the Computicatingmug.

computer sorcery

A discipline of studies, commonly written as CS, where each and every problem is solved by rebooting the device
A: I have a NullPointerException!
B, who is studying computer sorcery: Try reboot your computer
by ysf199711 February 15, 2017
mugGet the computer sorcerymug.
when you click on a video of a cat looking angry that was posted on discord you hear this before your computer commit toaster bath
user: posts cat video

me: clicks

video: your computer is about to crash

my pc: awjfaskjfaztjszkgjszkFjsezgjdgkxdjgsdgjdotjrsopvfsjfinsezopjeri4uweds853i4terhdfntuij348eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021
mugGet the your computer is about to crashmug.

computer

a computer is a computer, deal with it
how cool are computers

shut up computers are computers, deal with it
by seanthesean March 29, 2022
mugGet the computermug.

Computer

some dirt or soil or other dirty/horny stuff
Have you been up to date on how much computer has been on twitter.
by tinbancan March 31, 2022
mugGet the Computermug.

Computer teacher

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep
Your computer teacher is under bed
by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022
mugGet the Computer teachermug.

Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
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