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Commuter Lounge

A gathering hole of fucked up individuals who bath in each other's wild and wacky antics. Normally becomes a world war, when the room fills up.

A large black girl enters the room as a cuban smokes his cigar in the corner. A ton of Portuguese people are seen running around with their nerf guns. Where did all these white people come from. That black guy is from france, what the hell? A cool tiger enters as his theme song plays. The pride center complains but we shove a dick down their throats.

Santa wants people to sit on his lap and there is not enough space to sit. Free breakfast every other day. But they really hate us.

Commuters Unite.
"Hell the people in the commuter lounge are fucked up."

"Sigh, the people in the commuter lounge are watching Jerry again.
by President Clam November 8, 2011
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CompuServe

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.
"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"
by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005
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computering

the act of being on the computer, doing things on the computer, etc.
friend 1: "hey, what's up?"
friend 2: "just computering.."
friend 1: "oh cool!"
by hell0sarah(1) September 15, 2012
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Computerspoon

The spoon kept near your personal computer.

Used to decrease the time it takes for yummy, yummy pre-packaged snacks (yogurt, jelly, diced fruit etc.)to get from the container to your belly.

Aids in streamlining the afternoon snack process.

To be changed\rotated at the discretion of the user.
Paul: Ahh...home after a long day of school *gets fruit cup from fridge*

Hm...I will now need a spoon so as not to spill on myself...I COULD walk to the kitchen, or I could use my handy, dandy COMPUTERSPOON!
by Wheresmytunafish? September 13, 2007
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computerilliteraphobia

n. the fear of not having the knowledge needed to read or write computer terminology or how to apply it to specific work; adj. a description of behavior associated with the fear of not knowing how to use computer language in daily computer activities. First used by J.N. on November 5,2009, an inspirational, motivational sister.
Geek want-to-be's have sometimes been diagnosed with computerilliteraphobia as they often have the inability to read or write computer language.
by littlej1445 November 29, 2009
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Computeradarie

this is the bond you have with all your virtual friends ...ie facebook friends or computer gamers anyone that you are aquainted with via the computer
Thank you ,for your computeradarie.
by 123sedona123 April 18, 2013
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ComputerTech

ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet relay chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.Rizon.net, irc.Irc-nerds.net).

ComputerTech loves to shag sheep. Sometimes clueless. But in the end, he's a good guy. Friendly. Cares what others say.
ComputerTech loves to shag sheep.
by IamFoxy January 7, 2022
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