Child Porn

Hey Check out this Child Porn!
No, I'll stick to my Hentai, is legal, and much more entertaining!
by Taeko Hentie April 08, 2006
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hitler child

a blond-haired blue-eyed tall person from european countries such as austria, switzerland and germany. usually extremely big-headed and thinks that they are god's gift to earth, mankind and everything else. usually also quite retarded
that blond-haired blue-eyed tall bloke is a hitler child.
by adolf August 07, 2003
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dung child

This form of homosapien is born in the rare instance that conception occurs during anal sex. It is unique to the human species because it is comprised of two-thirds feces rather than water.

"No son of mine will be galavanting around town with a dung child!"
by Jonathan Murphy December 22, 2005
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child molestor

freddys daddy
freddys daddy touches him behind the furnace
by freddy July 27, 2003
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Man child

A man that expects a woman to support him financially. Somehow always forgets his wallet at home.
Man child wants the ladies to take him on a date.
by Rica Spice August 17, 2018
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child support

A mythological payment which is supposed to be paid to single mothers (now known as double mothers ) to alleviate the full financial burden of raising kids as well as looking after them. The UK's child support agency has spent billions of pounds of tax payers' money trying to prove the existance of this elusive payment, by asking the absent parent to supply it. However hardly any payments have been located by this multi-million pound organisation. This evidence suggests that child support is a mythological beast, concocted by a bored civil servant on a grey rainly English afternoon to tempt women into reckless procreation so that the media could have a bit of a laugh at their expense by painting them as morally inferior when they ended up poor and overworked.
single parent: Where the bee-jesus is my child support?
child support agency: cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo
by Vixen5 August 29, 2008
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Holy Child

A school located in Potomac MD that seriously needs a renovation..the new MS is nice but the high school is like SE. The girls...? Eh. Most are really ugly, but it looks like the MS girls are gonna kick ass. Not one fat whore there. The education SUCKS, though. Seriously like they're SO stupid. They can't spell at ALL and they do prealgebra in like 10th grade.

Don't waste your time unless you want really nice girls..you won't get anything else, but there aren't cliques or anything. I'd spend my time at Visi, AHC, Holton or SR. But if you're desperate. GANGSTA.
Hey...I didn't get into any schools so it was HC or live on the streets..how do you spell garage again?
by brendan December 10, 2004
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