Christmas Cracker

A prank pooled just before or during christmas.

Friend: The raid you did on Jeff's stream was a real christmas cracker
Me: I know, couldn't stop laughing!

by ★Computer Geek Hobbyist★ December 23, 2017

Christmas Miracle

When a christian child realizes Santa is anagram for Satan, and decides to become an atheist.

Cousin: I accidently told Frank Santa is an anagram for Satan...
Mom: WHAT?
Cousin: He already had a "Christmas Miracle."

by T.j.Games November 22, 2019

christmas adam

The day after Christmas. Generally a depressing day when you realize that all the festivities are over and you can't think of anything to look forward to except maybe your birthday or Earth Day. It is also the day when Santa's elves celebrate with milk for about 5 minutes and then begin excitedly making toys for next Christmas (approximately 364 days away). On this day all the little brats typically start making their lists for next Christmas.

Jimmy: What's wrong marshmallow?
Johnny: It's nothing. I just have the Christmas Adam blues.
Jimmy: Don't worry, Earth Day is coming up pretty soon.
Johnny: I guess you're right (sigh). Only 3 months, 26 days, 13 hours, 4 minutes, and 7 seconds!

by MarioLopezTheElf December 31, 2009

Christmas Stocking

When a Pink Sock becomes infected and inflamed taking on green and red hues often resembling a traditional christmas stocking.

Man my Christmas Stocking is dripping something fierce!

by RightArmTOOL October 16, 2008

Christmas Pimping

When you get so drunk you turn into a Christmas Pimp

Aria got so drunk last night he kept referring to him self as "I Aria the Christmas pimp" and wouldn't stop. Yet another tragic case of Christmas pimping gone wrong.

by Deucetrain November 5, 2010

Christmas Spider

The small harmless spiders that are commonly found on natural cut Christmas trees.

Sometimes can be a stow away spider that found its way to fake tree as well.

"Don't hurt the Christmas spider!"

"Christmas Spider's are our friends!"

"My family only found 3 Christmas spiders on our tree this year."

by LunaCanzone August 20, 2009

Christmas TimeZ

hey mother fucker! So today is the day that fucking holy guy was born, right?

Jay: My girlfriend says that christmas is a crock'a shit cos' nowhere in the bible does it say that the big man was born on December 25th... It's also a time to be drunk and merry!

Toekzy; yeah... thats cool i guess... alright kids, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret..READY?

Jay: i'm a herion addict, i'll probly be your next president... WAAOOOWW!!

oh boy, i can't wait til next year..04 bitches

by Jay Molotov & Toekzy McVeigh December 25, 2004