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white chili 

When a man cums in a girls mouth and before swallowing, she tea-bags the mans nuts and blows bubbles.
I love when your mom gives me a white chili.
white chili by Chili Master June 19, 2013

Cincinnati Chili Bowl 

This is an STD that is contracted from individuals from Cincinnati, Ohio. The symptoms include pain with urination due to defecating from the urethra of the penis or the vagina and urinating out of the asshole.
"Hey man I hooked up with this chick that I met over the weekend in Cincinnati but I think she gave me the Cincinnati Chili Bowl because I can't stop shitting out of my cock and pissing out of my asshole!"

Cup of chili 

Similar to a cup of soup (farting in your hand and waving it in someones face) but instead of farting, the person delivering the cup of "chili" shits in there own hand and slaps the "victim" in the face while yelling CUP OF CHILI!!!!!
After a brutal night of drinking and eating taco bell John had brewed up quite the batch of ass chili he decided to share it with his friend Matt by smacking him in the face with a Cup of Chili

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, you then punch her in the nose and let the blood from her nose drip onto your dick and she then proceeds to suck you off.
Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog last night was amazing!
California Chili Dog by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019

Ciancaglini Chili 

A fictional dish that consists of Cincinnati Skyline Chili but with Swedish Fish sprinkled on top. Made famous by doofus/political candidate Billy Ciancaglini during the 2019 Philadelphia, PA Mayoral election.
"I'm the top stromboli! You losers will be eating Ciancaglini Chili for the next 3 years!"