Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a
condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco
sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’
s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco
sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your
condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit
sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of
cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.