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chain jerking

When a man uses his own semen as lubrication to continue masturbating immediately after he ejaculates.
Dave has been in his room all day. I think that he might be chain jerking.
by Jim Swanson March 30, 2008
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chaider

"I was oppressed by thoughts of God because my parents had put me in a Chaider" (Mike Gold, Jews Without Money).
by Josh5756 May 5, 2008
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Chain wanking

Similar to chain smoking except it is having one wank after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom
A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"
by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009
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chairmapherdite

a hermapherdite who keeps begging people to sit on him/her. You've encountered one most likely if you've been to a party in West Hollywood.
Chairmapherdite: Please sit on me!
Drew: No way, you silly chairmapherdite!
by NoMSG September 29, 2010
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Chainsaw Chick

A chick that is so tall you need a chainsaw to cut her down to your height.
Man, you see that Chainsaw Chick, shes pretty hot but shes too tall for me and I didnt bring my chainsaw.
by HowsMymustache August 17, 2011
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chain ordering

When you're at a bar and you order one drink at a time, making the bartender make each drink every time, and even if you want two of the same thing, you'll make the bartender make it twice separately, because you're a piece of shit.
That guy is chain ordering hard. What a piece of shit.
by Jeffazhey February 2, 2017
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Chair Fetish

A fetish for people who get hard by looking at chairs. Ain't gonna lie, some chairs are hella thicc. I mean look at some chair pictures and tell me that SOME chairs are thicc.
Chad:Bro look at that chair
Chadd; Yeah it's hella THICC
Chad: You have a chair fetish
by AsianSanta October 11, 2019
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