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camel cake 

Offensive term used to describe an ugly woman with too much makeup. Camel cakes often wear so many layers of makeup, they often end up looking like a man in drag or indeed, a camel covered in cake.

Camel cakes are unaware that with this maybelline mask, their face closely resembles a foot and proceed to act in a prissy and condescending attitude towards other people, mostly males. Camel cakes are known for using ironic phrases like "you wish you were this hot" and "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me". Unsuprisingly, most of the men camel cakes sleep with are blind drunk.
"Yeah she's hot, but her sister, right camel cake."

"Did you see that camel cake John took home last night? Man is he going to be embarrassed!"

"This camel cake grinded against my butt on the dancefloor then had the nerve to flash me a dirty look when I turned around!"

Vegas Cake Show 

An event or occasion that begins civilized then unexpectedly turns into a gong show. Often the result of excessive alcohol consumption. Generally requires a catalyst to elevate the situation to reach new levels of high jinks. Similar to a Catalina Wine Mixer.
"Hey man, how was Nick's party?'

"Dude, it went off the rails like a Vegas Cake Show!"
Vegas Cake Show by Toasted_Bagels October 24, 2017

General Caesar 

A British guy, usually named Scott (a.k.a Salad), born and raised in UK, but all the legal documents says he's from US. Owns a moped, but always says it's a bike. When ever going somewhere, he carries doll with him, which he takes pictures of and pretends that's him. He's a troll who likes to yeet, however he has declared that the trolling days are over. In other words a pleb.
StoneB: "Hey why's that guy so weird?"
VeryCute: "Oh never mind, that's just a typical General Caesar..."
General_Scott_Caesar: "Yeeet"
General Caesar by ReinisHere March 22, 2019

Cave Cake 

A cave cake is a synonym for an edible booger.
Quit wiping those cave cakes under the seat and get a tissue.
Cave Cake by giraffian October 5, 2021

dew cake 

Another word for pussy. First used in a discord friendly match of Jackbox 8 game "Job Job" wherein a response was:

Personal Statements (stage 3 of Job Job)

"I HOPE I eat the Job Job Lady's dew cake"
"I KNOW I would go down on her molested her"
That dew cake be moist. My girl's dew cake is ready for this dick.
dew cake by FearOfBees January 22, 2022

Fat Man Cake 

No good scammer that should never be trusted with any amount of cash in runescape. He has scammed nearly 500mil+. He will befriend you one moment, and backstab you the next, don't give into his lies, he may convince you otherwise, but in the end, you'll just be his next victim. The only upside is that, he believes that runescape is more than just a game, it's his life, preserved in a server somewhere. This brings me, and many others great joy, because the more he scams, the more he is sucked into this imaginary world, and the more 'real' life he loses. Let's just observe him, slowly killing himself, and enjoy it. Doesn't that just make you feel all warm inside?
scammer, loser, child, immature, cunt, prick, tool, hillbilly(I mean have you seen his commentaries?), ah, I could go on for a while... but you get it fat man cake