Madonna British

"British" people that were born in the American mid-west, raised Catholic, and got famous as a Pop Icon/Sex Symbol that now "practice" Kabbalah, write childrens' books & speak in the most forced accent you've ever heard

"You can take the girl out of Detroit...but y'all know the rest; hence Madonna British."

by Daytona Slim April 25, 2013

British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back

Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you

by anonymous May 14, 2021

British Brew

When British lovers brew their favorite tea and use it as lubricant for handjobs, sex, etc.

- How'd sex go with that British girl you met?

- Bro she taught me how to British Brew, and it was nasty. They sure do live their tea.

by The_Tru_Baller May 20, 2015

british bafoon

koko

BRO UR A BRITSH BAFOON LMFAO YOU SOUND LIKE KOKO CUH british bafoon

by NIODABESTTTT September 1, 2023

British

the posh way of saying Bri'ish

Im British. I eat tea

by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022

The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021

British Soldier

Figurative way of describing someone who is always very serious and keeps their stern and proper composure, they will never try to have fun and will take every single rule very seriously.

Me at 10:03pm: Yo let’s go chill at the pool area it’s a really nice night here in Miami

My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area

Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00

My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit

Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00

My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends

Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00

My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.

by Jarjarsito November 20, 2020