brandon cow

when a guy's dick bulges out in his pants. (wheather with an erection or just a big dick)

i was sitting down, and he walked over to me and the front of his jeans were practically hitting me in the face! he had such a bad brandon cow!

by lacy. November 2, 2010

brandon scrumptious

when someone looks scrumptious or sexy refer to them as brandon.

you’re looking very brandon scrumptious today

oh my god my crush is looking very brandon scrumptious today 😍

by fatherisme March 6, 2022

Brandon Cripps

Full name for the swaggiest of the swaggy. A man who enjoys long walks on the beach and ducking at video games (Namely PubG). He tries very hard but never quite achieves the chicken dinner. He is often sighted with his notorious pal Mr. Nosleeves. But I can't state fully enough.. how bad he is at video games! Its bad. Like, bad.

Wow Im really pulling a Brandon Cripps and sucking balls at this game right now.

by Steve Boshman December 27, 2018

Brandon Semenuk

Brandon Semenuk is a professional freeride mountain biker, born in Whistler, BC Canada on February 2nd 1991. He by far the best at freestyle and downhill mountain biking.

Did you see Brandon Semenuk compete at Crankworx 2014?

by AirMtb April 11, 2015

brandon

some small ginger boy, plays football, has a cute dog, bullies his girlfriend and his sister x

girlfriend:what u doing

brandon:playing fortnite fuck off

by arravelllllaa May 5, 2019

Brandon's disease

This is a condition when a person becomes allergic to sleeves or shirts. The allergic reaction is to remove the offensive piece of clothing or to not wear this offensive clothing ever. With the advent of 24 hour fitness this disease is becoming more and more common. The term was named after a contestant in a Pomona area date auction gone horribly awry. Symptoms include but not limited to a serious addiction to Kit Kat bars and cranberry juice, owning an odd number of sleeves, and owning more wife beaters than actual “top” shirts such as t-shirts or button ups.

Brandon's disease can be found in Matthew Mcconaughey, Larry the Cable Guy, Nelly

by pomona bk July 7, 2008

Brandon ROY

The 2007 NBA Rookie of the Year(ROY). Plays for the Portland Trailblazers and averages 16.8ppg 4.4rebs and 4ast. Has already established himself as a clutch player that thrives under pressure. He has had more buzzer beaters on his first season than Lebron James in his entire career.

When the game is on the line, you want the ball on Brandon Roy's hands.

by gnr21 April 23, 2007