balloon popping

Something Jason does for sexual gratification. Involves a balloon a needle and the moment of anticipation.

Uhhhh, the balloon is about to be popped. Squirt, squirt, squirt.

by Jeffy Rohr April 29, 2004

Balloon Knot Worm Hole

Your anus...

I had to take a very small pair of scissors and cut the dried turds around my very sensitive balloon knot worm hole...

by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011

Twat Balloon

A sexual act where a man belches or farts into a womans vagina. she will then queef it out ensuring great pleasure to the sick bastard who just farted or burped into her vagina.

That bitch was nasty as hell! she asked for a twat balloon straight up!

by sarah_2013 March 14, 2010

gnats bollock

The smallest unit of measurement (as opposed to CH) lol.

He just missed hitting that car by a gnat's bollock.

by MarzAttax August 3, 2005

balloon land

New Mexico, they have big balloons there.

Let us play a nice family-oriented game of balloon land.

Candy land is out-dated.

by Hercule Poirot June 24, 2004

Balloon Fest

When there's a lot of girls hanging out, no guys, a girls of a sausagefest.

4 or more girls hanging out.

"all the girls are going out and having a balloon fest"

by Chalmeezy August 5, 2008

Ballooned Pussy

Once a vagina has been pumped for an hour or so and the pussy pump has been removed the pussy becomes ballooned.

I was sucking on the ballooned pussy once it was pumped.

by NYPussyvore May 22, 2011