batters

Also spellt as 'batterz'.

Slang frequently used by 'chavs' ostensibly to mean homosexual. Based on the word 'batty' with the same meaning. However the word usually does not actually refer to the person in question actually being gay, more that they are annoying.

"Hey Kev ya piss midget, you facked my bird Shazza. You must be batters innit."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

medieval battering ram

When a woman faces a wall, puts her hands on the wall, bends over, and clenches her ass as tight as she can. Her partner then runs full speed at her from across the room to see if he can get his dick in the intended hole. He repeats until he breaches her defenses.

This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.

Your little sister must work out cause her ass is tighter than a shampoo bottle. I had to medieval battering ram her 3 times before I even got it in!

Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.

by Trabe An January 27, 2007

battered

being very very extremely drunk

- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Fanny batter

she cum, the juice of a lady, what makes a pussy nice and wet!

I fingered her pussy and she was wet with fanny batter

by Keithmeister May 14, 2003

batting cage

When a girl sticks a guy's limp dick and both balls in her mouth all at the same time.

"My wife is just the best. She is always willing to batting cage me to get the party started. She has such a big mouth."

by J master JJ August 8, 2009

Away Message Battel!

An AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!! occurs when you Instant Message someone while your away message is up, and in turn, get their away message - spawning two battling rapid-fire style auto-responses. Your screen scrolls really fast, your heart races; and in the heat of the moment, you yell it loud: "AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!"

Mrwhale Jr (12:10:00): I'm drawing a giant taco

Auto response from Shower Tim (12:10:01): I'M NOT HERE!!

Auto response from Mrwhale Jr (12:10:02): Free Eyeball Washes!

Mrwhale Jr: (12:10:08): AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!!!

by Mr Whale Jr. May 15, 2006

battyboi

a gay person, who love to "bat" the anal area with his genitals.

oi batty boi

by SexIsADrug February 26, 2003