A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.
nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"
by Kellee April 3, 2007
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Last night i saw, Awkward Silence play.
No way were they good?
Hell yeah, they were soooo good, that the entire room was filled with an awkward silence because they were so good.
Damn, i'm going to the next show, and i'm buying a shirt tooo.
No way were they good?
Hell yeah, they were soooo good, that the entire room was filled with an awkward silence because they were so good.
Damn, i'm going to the next show, and i'm buying a shirt tooo.
by awkwardsilence October 21, 2010
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A remark/gesture intended to be "awkward turtle" but instead put hands in a "prayer" formation and wiggle fingers like a fish tail creating "awkward fish."
Joey: I hate working with Amanda, she's such a whore.
Ashley: Amanda is standing right over there.
Joey: Awkward fish. (makes described hand motion)
Ashley: Don't you mean awkward turtle? (uses awkward turtle hand motion)
Ashley: Amanda is standing right over there.
Joey: Awkward fish. (makes described hand motion)
Ashley: Don't you mean awkward turtle? (uses awkward turtle hand motion)
by A Moxy Lady January 18, 2011
Get the awkward fish mug.Like awkward turtle, or awkward llama, but much better. The shape is made by the middle finger pushing down on the tip of the index finger of the same hand until an oval is made. If you cannot do this, the your vagina is too tight. Used when any situation or thing is awkward.
by Ericaaaaaaaaaaaa June 19, 2011
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To vote, horror fans simply need to go to the Rondo Awards website , select their favorites from each category, and email them along with their name to David Colton. Full details, lists of past winners and this years ballot are available at rondoaward.com .
To vote, horror fans simply need to go to the Rondo Awards website , select their favorites from each category, and email them along with their name to David Colton. Full details, lists of past winners and this years ballot are available at rondoaward.com .
"Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated is up for a Rondo Award... Best Independent Production of 2009. Did you vote yet?"
"KING KONG (1933) won the 2005 Rondo for Best Film Restoration."
"The Rondo Awards are like the Oscars except the back stabbing is done on screen and the only people in fancy suits are those accepting the award posthumously."
"KING KONG (1933) won the 2005 Rondo for Best Film Restoration."
"The Rondo Awards are like the Oscars except the back stabbing is done on screen and the only people in fancy suits are those accepting the award posthumously."
by neoflux March 12, 2010
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2.A Dick Bagwhich has been previously been guilded in award winning fashion.
2.A Dick Bagwhich has been previously been guilded in award winning fashion.
1.That fucker tripped me harder than I have ever been tripped before! He deserves a Golden Dickbag Award!
2.Look at that Dick Bag! Give that guy a Golden Dick Bag Award.
2.Look at that Dick Bag! Give that guy a Golden Dick Bag Award.
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