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awkward branch

A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.
nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"
by Kellee April 3, 2007
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Awkward Silence

An awsome metalcore/Post-Hardcore band from Pennsylvania. Their music is so awsome it's creates and Awkward Silence.
Last night i saw, Awkward Silence play.
No way were they good?
Hell yeah, they were soooo good, that the entire room was filled with an awkward silence because they were so good.
Damn, i'm going to the next show, and i'm buying a shirt tooo.
by awkwardsilence October 21, 2010
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awkward fish

A remark/gesture intended to be "awkward turtle" but instead put hands in a "prayer" formation and wiggle fingers like a fish tail creating "awkward fish."
Joey: I hate working with Amanda, she's such a whore.
Ashley: Amanda is standing right over there.
Joey: Awkward fish. (makes described hand motion)
Ashley: Don't you mean awkward turtle? (uses awkward turtle hand motion)
by A Moxy Lady January 18, 2011
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Awkward Vagina

Like awkward turtle, or awkward llama, but much better. The shape is made by the middle finger pushing down on the tip of the index finger of the same hand until an oval is made. If you cannot do this, the your vagina is too tight. Used when any situation or thing is awkward.
Emily: "Well this is awkward..."
Erica: -Awkward Vagina-
by Ericaaaaaaaaaaaa June 19, 2011
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Rondo Awards

The Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Awards were created by David Colton and Kerry Gammill at the Classic Horror Film Boards in 2002. Unlike other awards which are commercially sponsored and selected by a jury of officials, the Rondo Awards turn voting to the fans and horror community. With categories covering productions, comics, websites, blogs, magazines, articles, and DVD releases the Rondo Awards cover all forms of horror media.

To vote, horror fans simply need to go to the Rondo Awards website , select their favorites from each category, and email them along with their name to David Colton. Full details, lists of past winners and this years ballot are available at rondoaward.com .
"Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated is up for a Rondo Award... Best Independent Production of 2009. Did you vote yet?"

"KING KONG (1933) won the 2005 Rondo for Best Film Restoration."

"The Rondo Awards are like the Oscars except the back stabbing is done on screen and the only people in fancy suits are those accepting the award posthumously."
by neoflux March 12, 2010
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Golden Dick Bag Award

1.Prize for those who achieve the pinnacle of Dickbag status.
2.A Dick Bagwhich has been previously been guilded in award winning fashion.
1.That fucker tripped me harder than I have ever been tripped before! He deserves a Golden Dickbag Award!
2.Look at that Dick Bag! Give that guy a Golden Dick Bag Award.
by Demetrius D. August 3, 2006
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Awkward Walrus

the weird spot in your bed that you never sleep in.
dude, you totally took up Awkward Walrus space last night.
by cashoo November 29, 2009
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