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Aesthetic asshole

When you are an asshole but yet you have a really good aesthetic. Because of this people have a bittersweet feeling towards you
They are an aesthetic asshole, I hate them but I really like their aesthetic.
by Bluest of Juice October 4, 2018
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Trojan asshole

A trojan asshole is basically when you fuck someone so hard up the ass that the asshole just stays open and they cant tense it or anything
"Hey did you hear that polly got a trojan asshole from haz last night?"
"Yeah she did a shit in science and it slid right out! She just couldnt hold it in!"
by Lil_birdman November 20, 2018
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snarky asshole

a person who is to corky and rude to notice others. he or she is a total brat and is 100% selfish and does not consider others no one likes a snarky asshole
look he's being such a snarky asshole to that cashier
by The.alien.queen678 August 9, 2016
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Chutney asshole

The asshole of a gay man that if he farts will produce semen, shit and vaseline. Also apparently what people called Nathan have.
Alex - Damn look at Nathan with his chutney asshole
by RaccoonBandit November 20, 2020
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futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.
Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!
by uglysinglesclub April 12, 2007
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Asshole Deep

A unit of depth or height on the same plane with or at the same level as someones asshole; Apx. one yard
Bystander: "Joe just blew himself up a crater prit'near asshole deep"
or
Wife: "Did you happen to hear the weather forcast for tonight?"
Husband: "Yes, I did. They are forcasting snow accumulations about asshole deep for this nor-easter."
by Flareside92 November 15, 2010
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sideways asshole

A person whose mouth looks, smells or sounds like an asshole.
This sideways asshole is in my back seat humming danny boy.
by adonisvonwhiskysnob January 20, 2019
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