Anal Linguistics

The language spoken by people who talk out of their ass

He's so full of shit, he's developed a new language - Anal Linguistics

by PauliePoo June 1, 2006

anal trading

when you take a shit in the toilet and the pissy and shitty water splashes right back up into your anus

The anus gives shit to the toilet for water, and vice versa, the toilet gives water for shit. Therefore, anal trading takes place.

by KKKody August 22, 2006

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

1 A monkey that lives up someones rectum! do not attempt to interact with them.

Haha that Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey is going home dude, run man hes got his sights on your asshole.

by Valher November 3, 2009

Anal Crevice

A dignified and more polite name for someone that's an asshole.

My boss is such an anal crevice.

by Mean 1 May 6, 2010

Anal Dynamic

a poop that is easily ejected by the anus.

1.One of those poops that doesn't need a wipe after your done is an example of anal dynamic.
2.One of those poops that disappear in the toilet by sliding under the curved part is another example of anal dynamic.

by iLOVEofwgkta1 February 10, 2012

anal masturbation

To Repeatedly shove an object into ones anus untill they have an orgasm over it
Warning: May result in death if the object is too long and punctures a vital organ or the large intestine

Man that pencil hurt because it poked into the sides as i was doing my daily routine of anal masturbation

by Bob Johnson March 15, 2005

anal sex

simply: in the butt

guy to friend: dude she let me have some anal sex. friend: in the butt? Guy: in the butt dude in the butt. Friend: props man.

by assblaster08 December 23, 2008