If you meet an Andrew, he definitely has one of the biggest cocks you’ve ever seen. I’m talking horsecock big. Ladies, if you ever meet an Andrew count your days because his enormous member will leave you in a wheelchair for 3 days
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An introverted person to some, yet wild extrovert to others. Very kind hearted to those he cares about yet can be an absolute menace if you get on his bad side. Will dick down a girl the right way, is always really lit with his friends. Can smoke an ungodly amount of weed and if he does other drugs will outdo you in any. Absolute party animal yet really chill when you get to know him. people that don't know him that well will probably think he's a dick honestly but he's not
by Not Andrew Rees November 23, 2021
Get the Andrew mug.Andrew is a big ol gay guy. He may want to be a teacher but he is definitely a perv…. Andrew always says “this is the year!” when McDonalds Monopoly rolls around. Mistaken for an Orangutang by some students, the cure to some weight gain is a nice fast according to Andrew.
by biggorilla234 November 23, 2021
Get the Andrew mug.Andrew’s are usually mild mannered average people that tend to fit into the grey area between extroverts and introverts. However they’re fucking awesome to hang out with, one minute they’re telling side splitting jokes and the next they’re roasting everyone with their sharp wit and talking about how many women they’ve porked. They usually have a few close friends that are more important to them than their own family. They are usually the chef of their friend group because they love food and they’ll be making the tastiest fucking sandwiches that ever grace the earth.
they’re usually the people who love art and music a lot. You can usually find Andrew’s listening to some stoner type music or painting things meticulously.
On a final note, while they can talk to new people no problem they still have a hard time making new friends. If you have an Andrew keep that fucker close because when shit hits the fan he’ll be the first one defending your ass.
they’re usually the people who love art and music a lot. You can usually find Andrew’s listening to some stoner type music or painting things meticulously.
On a final note, while they can talk to new people no problem they still have a hard time making new friends. If you have an Andrew keep that fucker close because when shit hits the fan he’ll be the first one defending your ass.
Andrew: man I need to break it off with my girlfriend, she’s fucking crazy.
Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.
Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.
Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!
Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.
Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.
Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.
Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!
Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.
by CrotchRocket34 November 23, 2021
Get the Andrew mug.A man who will always turn the other cheek from BS unless some as whooping needs to be laid out. Andrew won’t give into trends other guys easily fall into, they stay true to who they are, keep their unique style and way of talking. They are just UNIQUE. They’ll always put their family first, they can hold down their liquor + food but also take care of you and your grandma at the same time. Always give the world his best foot forward but loves to also let loose and be comfy when he can. He’ll fill up your heart, tummy and your ***** to the pouring it can’t handle no more. Make sure you are prepared mentally, emotionally and physically unless you like you men mid, then don’t go for an Andrew. They’ll always stand out in a crowd full of other guys, but at the same time they won’t trample down other men to stand out of the crowd or be in front.
by Younanimous November 23, 2021
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