Asshole

Someone that knows a store they shop at exploits workers, exploits suppliers, exploits taxpayers, exploits foreign slave labor, and exploits its own monopolies . . . but doesn't care because they saved a few pennies.

Why is Seshysama an asshole?--shops at Wal*Mart: quod erat demonstrandum.

by KarmaPolice1986 February 11, 2014

Ashleen

A type of rare mythical feathered creature who visited the Earthly realms to cause mischief. From Ancient Latin Folklore.

The Ashleen rose from the holy water in the citadel, and set her eyes upon the pilgrims.

by Ronald Heesburgher May 30, 2008

open asshole

The worst of the worst; the very bottom of the barrel.

"AOL is the big, stinky open asshole of the ISP world."

by Johnny Christmas September 17, 2003

talking asshole

a) someone who never stops talking long enough to think

b) someone who never stops talking shit long enough to think

c) someone whose ability to stop talking, or talking shit, has atrophied

He's a talking asshole who knows plenty of women.

He was acting like a talking asshole at the funeral.

"For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, ... ." - William S. Burroughs

by atomicsteambunny March 24, 2006

Ashley

She's a girl who can brighten up a room. She's has a great personality. Every guy is falling for her but she doesn't know. She thinks she's ugly but she the most gorgeous girl you would ever meet. She's such an Ashley. Hottie coming your way. She cares about her friends. She knows what's right or wrong. Family means the world to her. She crafts and makes them for her friends and family. Cleaning is also her thing.

Date a girl that's like Ashley

She's becoming an Ashley

She's such an Ashley

by Chickensarebæ April 5, 2016

Ashlee

The names given to a person with a strong personality. Ashlee is one of a kind, sensitive in in way but Ashlee won't take shit from anyone either. She says "It's Ashlee not Ashley" all the time and will continue to do so for the rest of her life.

1: You know Ashlee?

2: Yea, the one with two E's right?

1: Yeah she poopin right now.

by Kashslingingslasher June 18, 2018

Ashleigh

A nice girl who's laugh lights up the room, can be awkward in some situations and sometimes at social events but is a good friend. SUPER edgy, like the edgiest gal on the block, usually brown hair and is way smarter than she knows.
Always has her own opinions on things and doesn't try to follow the crowd.

damn could ashleigh be any edgier?

that girl is edgy, she must be an ashleigh!

"no one likes me"- "yes they do!, you're an Ashleigh"

by ugoodbro6969669 July 25, 2018