Asshole Price

Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.
If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.
by aytball June 07, 2011
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Chutney asshole

The asshole of a gay man that if he farts will produce semen, shit and vaseline. Also apparently what people called Nathan have.
Alex - Damn look at Nathan with his chutney asshole
by RaccoonBandit November 20, 2020
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inner asshole

Psychological archetype that is the opposite of your "inner child.".
I'm not angry, I'm just expressing my inner asshole.
by Isotrope May 10, 2021
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futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.
Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!
by uglysinglesclub April 06, 2007
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dylan asshole

A big fat asshole who is always in troble A big fat asshole
dylan asshole
by red clan January 10, 2019
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Psychopathic Asshole

A guy who scopes out lonely, traumatized and vulnerable women and promises to love them forever and moves out of his house and tells said woman that he loves her every day and then after 6 months just changes his mind with no remorse. He is also a lying SOB.
by Picklejuice2013 April 29, 2013
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