An alpha asshole is the biggest asshole of all. The one who is undeniably the biggest baddest douche around
by Imagenius1231 May 15, 2018
Mark: "Hey it's almost April."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."
by SkittleRainbow May 01, 2018
Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.
If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.
by aytball June 07, 2011
The asshole of a gay man that if he farts will produce semen, shit and vaseline. Also apparently what people called Nathan have.
by RaccoonBandit November 20, 2020
A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.
by uglysinglesclub April 06, 2007
dylan asshole
by red clan January 10, 2019
A guy who scopes out lonely, traumatized and vulnerable women and promises to love them forever and moves out of his house and tells said woman that he loves her every day and then after 6 months just changes his mind with no remorse. He is also a lying SOB.
by Picklejuice2013 April 29, 2013