alpha asshole

An alpha asshole is the biggest asshole of all. The one who is undeniably the biggest baddest douche around

“Did you see Dallin last night at the party?”
“Yeah! He was being a complete alpha asshole!”

by Imagenius1231 June 5, 2018

closet asshole

Someone who seems like a decent person in public but, when given the opportunity, says/does despicable things.

Jenny: Wow, Craig seemed so nice... then I looked him up on Facebook and saw all his mysoginist rude posts. What a closet asshole!

by allejoisthebest July 22, 2016

Asshole-Stimulator

asshole-stimulator

I bought myself an asshole-stimulator. It will give me great sexual pleasure while not being subjected to the passé term, “butt plug”.

by Smammon September 12, 2019

Aesthetic asshole

When you are an asshole but yet you have a really good aesthetic. Because of this people have a bittersweet feeling towards you

They are an aesthetic asshole, I hate them but I really like their aesthetic.

by Bluest of Juice October 4, 2018

futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.

Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!

by uglysinglesclub April 12, 2007

dylan asshole

A big fat asshole who is always in troble A big fat asshole

dylan asshole

by red clan January 10, 2019

sideways asshole

A person whose mouth looks, smells or sounds like an asshole.

This sideways asshole is in my back seat humming danny boy.

by adonisvonwhiskysnob January 20, 2019