Almost

It is supposed to mean "nearly" or "not quite", but alot of people would use it too mean "20+ mor minutes". in other words, "almost" can sometimes indicate a delay in a certain action.

"I'm almost finished cutting this man's hair, you're next!!"

20 minutes later:

"Dude, you told me 20 minutes earlier that you was almost done cutting this man's hair! WTF!!??!!!"

"sorry. I'm done now"

by marcus903 March 29, 2016

Almendra

A very evil devil no one likes her she has a big asshole and god always trys to make her happy she is a demon👹

Oh no the almendras here

by Funny urban dick tionary March 1, 2017

Almost Never

A damn good punk rock/emo/hard rock band.

Ahh, the glorious sounds of Almost Never... find them at www.almostnever.com.

by Charles July 19, 2003

Almond

A girl who's whole body is shaped like an almond. Wears granny panties and is proud of her muffin top, has a twin brother named pistachio who she hates. Love sto read, yell at kids, and wear granny training bras. Usually named Amber

Jamie: I SEE AN ALMOND
Lily: You mean the new girl named Amber Brown

by pooman gill goot goot January 29, 2016

Almasy

Really gay.

Dude, your Almasy

by Dincht™ July 16, 2003

wild almond

The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.

In case you don't get it, almonds that aren't domesticated contain cyanide.

by Elitist January 18, 2004

alman

A man pretending to be straight but is actually gay. He also is bad at playing Seige and went to Leicester for no reason.

"Fucking Alman"

by XxTachankaLordxX February 27, 2018