tending to the slow cooker

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

by gazza222 November 07, 2020

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Slow Lo-mo

Slowly turning into a lonely ‘mo’ (Homo)

“I’m worried I’ll never find love”
“Man our not far from ‘slow lo-mo’”

by SlowLoMo April 30, 2021

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Slow Learner

Someone who is has 1 map and has 40 different specialists giving them their own advice and set of intructions both good and bad , Then expecting them to put out fast and be on point with each direction at the the same time. Geez sorry it took so long master PO PO DOODY HEAD . How about a simple verbal command or text message or letter in the mail.. No it has to be all inderect and random to the point of being drove insane. I Love you T Beth with all my heart, Im deeply sorry I made you suffer, I didn't know the love you felt for me until now. Im a slow learner

Immature married douchbag: I am a hammer and all i see is nails. I am awesome af.
Divorced felon lost forever: It hurts to be a Slow Learner.. LEARN FAST YOU IDIOT.

by Sugar KOOKEE June 14, 2022

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Slow and Steady Wins The Race

A strategy in racing games (and actual motorsport) where you rely on other people being bad at the game, and not making mistakes, to win. Usually involves not pushing a car to its limits.

Person 1: 4th place
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"

by Romie_777 November 23, 2022

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