The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016
A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel
by Rahhhsquid June 22, 2024
When a man and woman who are engaged in sexual intercourse, change positions so to be locked in the " doggy-style" approach; and the woman ( using her more dominant ✋) reaches all the way back (in-between bolth her's and his leg's) find's and very gently caresses, downward stroking with fingers; and randomly, softly grabbing , holding, palming. She might ( just before he's about to CUM) very slowly & carefully grasp, delicately squeeze his extremely treasured ball bag of might and pleasure.
" ya bro, I was already into her before, but a couple nights ago, while we were making love, twords the end I was taking her from behind; she totally gave me a Phantom LaPlesh! It felt so good I couldn't hold on any longer and came. She said she knew I'd really like the "Phantom LaPlesh".
by Stylar Sensation 4 TRIST-Corp October 22, 2020
He who banks but does not claim also known as, "The Secret Banker".
There has been no recorded sightings of the 'Phantom Banker'. All reports of his identity are not proven to be true.
If the banker wants to bank he does without pride of remorse.
He isn't the banker we deserve he is the banker we need...
There has been no recorded sightings of the 'Phantom Banker'. All reports of his identity are not proven to be true.
If the banker wants to bank he does without pride of remorse.
He isn't the banker we deserve he is the banker we need...
Boy 1 - Who just banked that?
Boy 2 - I dont know, must of been.. "The Phantom Banker" DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
Boy 2 - I dont know, must of been.. "The Phantom Banker" DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
by G_UNIT123 October 17, 2013
When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.
by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022
An elaborate story (or relationship) with an apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy.
My "relationship" with him wasn't real, it was a PHANTOM FANTASY; we have never actually met in person, only talked on the phone and in text messages.
by CaliBeachGirl September 19, 2020